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Republicans created Trump

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JazzGal said:
Sadly, he might be right.

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Afterwards people would say how they didn't like that he did that but Hillary is still worse, and then they'd start screaming BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI, BENGHAZIIIIIIiiiiii
 
“You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ***.”
 
“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”
 
“While @ BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct. ”
 
I asked my mom how she justifies the Benghazi outrage but has no problem with the people killed in the Iraq War. She was not amused.

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“All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”
“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”
“If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”
“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
 
“Look at that face. Would anybody vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious? ”
“How much money is the extremely unattractive (both inside and out) Arianna Huffington paying her poor ex-hubby for the use of his name?"
“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her — wherever. ”
“Heidi Klum. Sadly, she’s no longer a 10."
“She was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? But she was going to beat -- she was favored to win -- and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. ”
 
"Can you imagine the parents of Kelli ... when she said, 'Mom, Dad, I just fell in love with a big, fat pig named Rosie?’ "


"It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.”

"Rosie's a person who's very lucky to have her girlfriend. And she better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her girlfriend, why would she stay with Rosie if she had another choice?"
“A person who is flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.”
"Her *** is too fat."
"Well, you never get to the face because the body's so good."
"How do the breasts look?"
"And the girls—we're supposed to call them women, but they're girls to me .”
"You have to treat 'em like ****."
 
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If he becomes president we'll publish all that wonderful wisdom right next to "The Life and Selected Writings of Thomas Jefferson"

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“ONE OF THE KEY PROBLEMS TODAY IS THAT POLITICS IS SUCH A DISGRACE, GOOD PEOPLE DON’T GO INTO GOVERNMENT.”

Irony
 
“I DEALT WITH GADDAFI. I RENTED HIM A PIECE OF LAND. HE PAID ME MORE FOR ONE NIGHT THAN THE LAND WAS WORTH FOR TWO YEARS, AND THEN I DIDN’T LET HIM USE THE LAND. THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING. I DON’T WANT TO USE THE WORD ‘SCREWED,’ BUT I SCREWED HIM. THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING.”
 
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