Rockets Ain't ****

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  1. Revolution 9

    Revolution 9 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I want to make Clutchfans cry.....AGAIN
     
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  2. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Where did I leave that ban button...
     
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  3. Scat

    Scat Well-Known Member

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    Quoting the great @TroutBum , "Chris Paul drinks pee!"
     
  4. Gameface

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    Classic!
     
  5. phippsj

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  6. Gameface

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    Cptgrnlngs22 and colton like this.
  7. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Sounds like Saturday night!
     
  8. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I lol'ed
     
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  9. Alfalfa

    Alfalfa Well-Known Member

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    I was trolling their forum last night before I got banned. Same thing. All the talk is about their GS matchup. If we win, the quotes thread will be epic.
     
  10. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    Punching them in the mouf a few times would feel like a win given how much they are looking past us. This is the perfect recipe for an upset.
     
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  11. Bawse Dawg

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    Quin really should be able to exploit a team like Houston over a 7 game series, but it’s still down to the players to execute.

    If they are switching everything we need to make Harden work on defense, we need to get the ball to Rudy when he has a tiny dude switched onto him. We need to put Rudy in offensive rebounding position where all he needs to do is get over some 6’3” dude. All possible, but none of it really happened consistently last year. Quin isn’t stupid so obviously it’s more complicated than that, but I do think the Jazz and Snyder can be way more adaptable than Houston over a two week series. Houston doesn’t have a whole lot of variation in what kind of team they can be.

    The issue is that we have exactly one dude who can create for himself, and against a switching D that just ruins a lot of our offense.

    Really excited to see how Quin evolves the game plan over time, hopefully he gets more than 5 games to do it this time.
     
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  12. Ellipse

    Ellipse Well-Known Member

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    <sigh> Spoken like a lawyer.

    Damn, I was really getting into this thread.
     
  13. Gameface

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    Sucks to be you I guess...
     
  14. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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    Jesus lord, please let us win game one in Houston. We might want to have a crisis prevention phone line on stand by. Rockets fans are emotionally weak to begin with...then watching your bully come into your house and take your ****...
     
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  15. Jazz Traveler

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    I really want to believe that we can beat Houston in 6 or 7. But I have literally no faith that Rubio and Neto can stay healthy that long. They’ve both been in and out of the lineup all season long with injuries. If we lose our point guards, it puts so much more pressure on Mitchell and Ingles. Really could have used Exum and Burks. Jazz don’t have enough guards that can create.
     
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  16. Alfalfa

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    Yep. Last year after the Warriors loss, they made their forum private for a while on Reddit due to avalanche of trolls (people don't like the Rockets). If the Jazz beat them, there's a chance they just delete the whole thing.
     
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  17. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    Harden and CP have some playoff meltdowns. Cause some adversity... maybe have a hot shooting game 1 and just watch the destruction.
     
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  18. checkbookdoc

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    Might not be a bad idea to put Allen on them. I kind of like his defense on Harden here (only a little sarcastic)
    https://stats.nba.com/events/?flag=...S Harden 24' 3PT Step Back Jump Shot&sct=plot
     
  19. dong2ha

    dong2ha Premium Jazz Fan Contributor

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    I think Rudy will be the key. Our whole focus this year was to give him the ball underneath the basket. As soon as rockets switch on him, we will hit him and make them pay.


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  20. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    I'm guessing he remembers all those idiots saying how much Capela out-played him too.
     

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