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Rudy Gobert's Zero Low Post Game

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LifeOnaPlate said:
It's funny, most of the people contending against SuperHooper are reacting to his hyperbole. When people respond to what he actually said he acts like they're dumb for not responding to what he thinks he actually meant. It's a communication problem. Thanks, Internet.
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Zero doesn’t always mean 0.000000 you retard. And any kind of serviceable post up game vs small ball/switches doesn’t mean posting up against bigger players, or posting up at all regularly. It means at a reasonable rate exactly as Locke said.

The fact that you guys can’t team to distinguish between such things makes me think you really are all inbred retards. How’s that for likeable behavior?


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SuperHooper said:
It’s literally like you’ve stuffed cotton balls in your ears and blindfolded yourself. Did Locke say Rudy should develop an offensive game like KD? Or Jokic? Or KAT? Did he say he should be posting up over other bigs? Or demand the ball in the post even 3-4 times a game?
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Wanted to see how you'd respond to a bit of hyperbole. As it turns out, you do the same thing that other folks are doing to you: responding to what I actually said rather than going along with the hyperbole. Does this help you see why your thread went south so quickly?
 
SuperHooper said:
Zero doesn’t always mean 0.000000 you retard. And any kind of serviceable post up game vs small ball/switches doesn’t mean posting up against bigger players, or posting up at all regularly. It means at a reasonable rate exactly as Locke said.

The fact that you guys can’t team to distinguish between such things makes me think you really are all inbred ******. How’s that for likeable behavior?


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How's about we not use the R word slur, SuperHooper? Can you edit that? I'd rather you do that than me having to report your post.
 
LifeOnaPlate said:
Wanted to see how you'd respond to a bit of hyperbole. As it turns out, you do the same thing that other folks are doing to you: responding to what I actually said rather than going along with the hyperbole. Does this help you see why your thread went south so quickly?
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Went south so quickly? Because idiotic Jazz homers have a tough time rubbing two brain cells together? Or listening objectively and challenging any of their preconceived biases?

And the thread’s still going. If you really think it’s that bad, then the best/easiest move is to not respond. But it seems you’re incapable of that as well.


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SuperHooper said:
Who’s we? You and your 18 Morman children?

Again as I said, I don’t care if it’s a hook or a push shot in reality. And that wasn’t Locke’s point. The point is he can’t make ANYTHING (whatever the kind of shot it might be) outside of 3 ft in gametime minutes. And everyone knows it. THAT’S what matters.

How dumb is the population of Utah???! Oh wait you elected Donald Trump AND Mitt Romney. Right.

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How to win friends and influence people right here.
 
Michael Jordan should have been working on his three point shot throughout his career more if he truly wanted to be the best player he could be.
32% isn't very good.
How could anyone argue otherwise?

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SuperHooper said:
Went south so quickly? Because idiotic Jazz homers have a tough time rubbing two brain cells together? Or challenging any of their preconceived biases?
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No. Because you came in speaking a bit bombastically and critically about one of the favorite players. You came in with stuff about Rudy basically wasting his time in the NBA and not doing enough to be the GOAT, etc. Why go at his work ethic when we already know he is one of the hardest working guys in Jazz history?

Talk about the game. There are a lot of other ways you could have initiated the discussion that would have turned out better.

Example: "What do you think Gobert could add to his game offensively that would really push him to yet another level? I imagine a killer hook shot. If he gets switched, this could be a great tool to shoot over smaller defenders who can otherwise bother him by getting into his legs."

Example: "If Rudy developed a go-to low post move, how would that open things up for the team? What would it look like? I think it would look like X."

SuperHooper said:
And the thread’s still going. If you really think it’s that bad, then the best/easiest move is to not respond. But it seems you’re incapable of that as well.
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Sincerely trying to help you have a more positive experience on the board, SH.
 
SuperHooper said:
My apologies for misreading your post on whether or not you LITERALLY counted all of Rudy’s pathetic excuses for a hook shot. I actually believed you might have written that you counted them.

Okay then, approximately out of the thousands of FG attempts that Rudy has taken in his career, how many of them (or what %) have been outside of 3 ft? I would guess maybe around .05%? To me, .05% is pretty darn close to zero ability and zero attempts. Or “near zero”. The difference is negligible

And I would honestly be surprised if it were confirmed he’s shooting those as well as Locke claimed, ie “in the 30’s”


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I agree that it's not very many. Would have never disagreed with you if you had said Rudy doesn't take very many hook shots. I just think zero isn't the accurate amount so I stated so.

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SuperHooper said:
Who’s we? You and your 18 Morman children?

Again as I said, I don’t care if it’s a hook or a push shot in reality. And that wasn’t Locke’s point. The point is he can’t make ANYTHING (whatever the kind of shot it might be) outside of 3 ft in gametime minutes. And everyone knows it. THAT’S what matters.

How dumb is the population of Utah???! Oh wait you elected Donald Trump AND Mitt Romney. Right.

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Can't make anything? There you go again lol.
Why always talk in absolutes?

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SuperHooper said:
Oooooooh he’s gonna report me! He’s gonna report me! To the JazzFanz Thread Police. Waaaahhh waaaaah waaaaah


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Apparently you live in a world where it's totally cool to use people with disabilities as tools for insulting other people, while believing that objecting to such behavior is somehow weak or childish.

In reality, using that language is remarkably childish (that is, self-interested and inconsiderate). And calling it out like I did sometimes results in the sort of mocking you decided to go with. It's not the most popular thing to do. So I'll ask you again. Can you do me a favor and not use that language? It would be much appreciated.
 
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