Salt Lake City ranked 2nd worst dressed

[Scat]

Are you really a trainer though? Or is that a running board joke?

I think Craig is the trainer. Scat might be a trainer too, but Craig is the one we make fun of, mostly because of how he promotes some supplement pill and his female body builders.

Scat just gets mixed up with all the staunch republicans.

Franklin started calling me Fat Trainer. Not sure why exactly. I think it was right after I posted a picture of myself which made no sense as A. I'm not fat and B. I'm not a trainer. Personally I think Franklin is drawn in by my manly ruggedness and is just trying to assuage his sexual attraction to me.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Franklin started calling me Fat Trainer. Not sure why exactly. I think it was right after I posted a picture of myself which made no sense as A. I'm not fat and B. I'm not a trainer. Personally I think Franklin is drawn in by my manly ruggedness and is just trying to assuage his sexual attraction to me.

That's what he told me, so spot on.

 

[franklin]

Franklin started calling me Fat Trainer. Not sure why exactly. I think it was right after I posted a picture of myself which made no sense as A. I'm not fat and B. I'm not a trainer. Personally I think Franklin is drawn in by my manly ruggedness and is just trying to assuage his sexual attraction to me.

*franklin

Hush hush. You like your pet name.



FYI, lograde is lying. It was a bad joke that had nothing to do with your picture.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Who's lograde? I've been here for a while, but never heard of him/her.

 

[franklin]

Who's lograde? I've been here for a while, but never heard of him/her.

The lower grade version of the real you.

 

[Dr. Jones]

The lower grade version of the real you.

I do not wish to perpetuate this charade any longer. Therefore, I must admit, right here, right now, that I am, in fact, NOT Log.

 

[franklin]

I do not wish to perpetuate this charade any longer. Therefore, I must admit, right here, right now, that I am, in fact, NOT Log.

Look at you getting all stuffy and proper.

You realize there are 28 gay ballerinas who act out that which is JazzFanz nightly and will soon be rehearsing "perpetuate this charaddd" Sister Doddie Dixon style?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Look at you getting all stuffy and proper.

You realize there are 28 gay ballerinas who act out that which is JazzFanz nightly and will soon be rehearsing "perpetuate this charaddd" Sister Doddie Dixon style?

I don't speak ballerina, please translate, Log.

 

[Scat]

Look at you getting all stuffy and proper.

You realize there are 28 gay ballerinas who act out that which is JazzFanz nightly and will soon be rehearsing "perpetuate this charaddd" Sister Doddie Dixon style?

I don't speak ballerina, please translate, Log.

It's not ballerina that he's speaking, it's Jose Cuervo.

 

[BabyPeterzz]

Look at you getting all stuffy and proper.

You realize there are 28 gay ballerinas who act out that which is JazzFanz nightly and will soon be rehearsing "perpetuate this charaddd" Sister Doddie Dixon style?

Someone's been watching Downton Abbey and drink Miller High Life, I presume.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

I believe it.

 

[Hantlers]

I believe it.

It's a good thing we have you always dressing fantastically. If it wasn't for you, SLC would definitely be the worst dressed city.