Salty's BYU (and Scat) Bitch Thread

[Scat]

Salty's mother roots for BYU. Plus she wears army boots and smells of elderberries. Carry on.

 

[SaltyDawg]

Scat hates the Utes because that's where his mom was being pimped when he was conceived in the back of a beat up Ford LTD. He has heard rumors that his dad was a student there, but since he doesn't know who his dad is he can't verify.

 

[Scat]

Scat hates the Utes because that's where his mom was being pimped when he was conceived in the back of a beat up Ford LTD. He has heard rumors that his dad was a student there, but since he doesn't know who his dad is he can't verify.

Who knew we had so much in common?!?

Thankfully the best part of me didn't end up the floor mat. Sorry brother.

 

[SaltyDawg]

Who knew we had so much in common?!?

Thankfully the best part of me didn't end up the floor mat. Sorry brother.

What are you supposed to be Pee Wee Herman? I know you are but what am I? Take note children, that is what happens to boys who grow up without a father. Unless you want your illegitimate son to grow up with Pee Wee Herman as a role model, make sure you are ready to be a father when you have sex.

And for goodness sake, wear a condom if you bang a hooker. We don't need anymore scats running around emulating Pee Wee Herman in a dirty BYU hat.

 

[Scat]

What are you supposed to be Pee Wee Herman? I know you are but what am I? Take note children, that is what happens to boys who grow up without a father. Unless you want your illegitimate son to grow up with Pee Wee Herman as a role model, make sure you are ready to be a father when you have sex.

And for goodness sake, wear a condom if you bang a hooker. We don't need anymore scats running around emulating Pee Wee Herman in a dirty BYU hat.

That's it? This is the best that you have? And I thought my floormat comment was just a shallow insult.

 

[prodigy]

 

[bigb]

This thread has amazing awesomeness potential.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Carry on gentleman.

P.S.--both your teams suck.

 

[Safetydan]

What are you supposed to be Pee Wee Herman? I know you are but what am I? Take note children, that is what happens to boys who grow up without a father. Unless you want your illegitimate son to grow up with Pee Wee Herman as a role model, make sure you are ready to be a father when you have sex.

And for goodness sake, wear a condom if you bang a hooker. We don't need anymore scats running around emulating Pee Wee Herman in a dirty BYU hat.

Does Pee Wee Herman actually say that?

 

[The Thriller]

 

[YB85]

Does Pee Wee Herman actually say that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOGWbzUM-y8

 

[The Thriller]

 

[The Thriller]

 

[The Thriller]

 

[The Thriller]

This thread has amazing awesomeness potential.

Clearly.

Sent to you from Thriller's Samsung phone

 

[YB85]

and there goes the awesomeness.

 

[The Thriller]

Pee Wee... Sooooooooooooo annoying.........

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

Threads like these make me realize that maybe Utah and BYU calling off the rivalry may not be such a bad idea after all.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Yes we need the families of the Hatfields and McCoys to heal.
We need neighbor to stop fighting with neighbor.
We need co-workers to stop hating eachother.
We need Bronco and Whit to hang out all summer and bond.


... wait a second... BYU and Utah should play eachother every year until the end of time and you know it.

Maybe a kindly mod can delete all but the first 4 posts and we can start over from that point?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I'm trying to use the phone!!!!!!