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Sex and Zumba!

Where are you seeing these Zumba oldies? What gym do you go to?

Have you ever been to Golds? They typically have sessions in the mid-morning and a session at night.

I'd guess that 80 % of the women who attend Zumba classes at Golds are between 20-30 and most are incredibly fine, in good shape, and wear yoga pants.

If only there were larger windows between the Zumba/Yoga room and the basketball court!

You're watching me Thriller, but I'm watching you too. Cutey. Call me.

Gym-Girl.jpg
 
You're watching me Thriller, but I'm watching you too. Cutey. Call me.

Gym-Girl.jpg

That's more like it.

I actually had a post (dunno if anybody saw it) where I posted a pic from one of the Zumba classes nearby. One of my friends is an instructor. Literally, all 25 girls in the pic are between 20-35 and are all very pretty (some were finalists in the Miss Utah Latina) were very pretty.. I felt like too much of a jerk posting the pic on this website so I deleted that post.

Regardless, I encourage any and all of you to attend Golds Gym here in Utah during a Zumba class (typically, they'll have one between 6-7 pm). You will be amazed my friends amazed. You might find 2-3 ladies that are larger. But you'll see 20-30 hotties in amazing shape. You may see a few middle-aged chicks (so what if they're still hot?). But the vast majority are in the 20s and early 30s. Many are still single as well and just trying to get a good exercise. Plus, latinas? Hotties. Girls in yoga pants? Always a beautiful thing.
 
Zumba is stupid. All these exercise fads are stupid. You know what I do? I run. Outside. In my neighbourhood. I also lift weights. Cheap 20-dollar ones from Sears. No tricks, no music, no gimmicks, no gym membership. I just work out. It's not that hard.

Oh, and the excuse that some of these fads involve hotties? Just watch porn then. Or go out to bars and pick up girls. Or even better, according to the article in the original post, you just go to the Zumba class and instead of paying 20 bucks an hour to ogle alleged hotties, just pay a couple of hundred bucks to the instructor and she'll just sleep with you. And if she IS indeed the girl from the original post, she'll actually do anything. I've seen the vids.
 
That's more like it.

I actually had a post (dunno if anybody saw it) where I posted a pic from one of the Zumba classes nearby. One of my friends is an instructor. Literally, all 25 girls in the pic are between 20-35 and are all very pretty (some were finalists in the Miss Utah Latina) were very pretty.. I felt like too much of a jerk posting the pic on this website so I deleted that post.

Regardless, I encourage any and all of you to attend Golds Gym here in Utah during a Zumba class (typically, they'll have one between 6-7 pm). You will be amazed my friends amazed. You might find 2-3 ladies that are larger. But you'll see 20-30 hotties in amazing shape. You may see a few middle-aged chicks (so what if they're still hot?). But the vast majority are in the 20s and early 30s. Many are still single as well and just trying to get a good exercise. Plus, latinas? Hotties. Girls in yoga pants? Always a beautiful thing.

Creepin on the zumba classes, eh?
 
Where are you seeing these Zumba oldies? What gym do you go to?

Have you ever been to Golds? They typically have sessions in the mid-morning and a session at night.

I'd guess that 80 % of the women who attend Zumba classes at Golds are between 20-30 and most are incredibly fine, in good shape, and wear yoga pants.

If only there were larger windows between the Zumba/Yoga room and the basketball court!

It's a low impact work out. In other words a magnet for the fatties.

But if that's what you're seeing in your neck of the woods then that's cool too.
 
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