LolWe need a JazzFanz meetup for the summer league...
I need to add one... met memo at summer league and talked for a while... he smelled so good... it was intoxicating.
I met a lot of jazz players back when the summer league was at East high (John crotty was one). Most memorable was sitting next to blue Edwards for a game. His fashion was bizarre. Side note: Shawn Kemp playing in summer league straight from high school was one of the most amazing things I ever saw. Most athletic dude ever at that time. So fun to watch up close in a tiny gym
Met Dee brown and Carlos boozer at a night club (lumpys) after a playoff win against the Spurs. My drunk *** did a chest bump with boozer which I thought was really cool.
Met D-Will at another nightclub (Bliss I think) and he was a giant douche.
Met and talked to Sloan at fanzz store below the arena. I stupidly questioned his coaching rotations of playing giricek over deshaun Stevenson lol. He didn't appreciate that. I understand. I was a douche for even bringing it up.
Met Eaton at my high school.
Sat kinda close to Karl at a summer league game at SLC community college but didn't actually meet him. He was skinnier than I thought he would be (most basketball players are skinnier in real life than they look on tv imo)
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Lol pulled over by Polynice, sadly too many jazz fans met him that way.I saw Mike Brown at the food court of Cottonwood Mall.
Tyrone Corbin (player) when they were broadcasting at some restaurant.
Greg Foster in the locker room of The Treehouse in Draper.
Got autograph from John Crotty (first stint) before a game after I had just bought a pack of cards that had him in it.
Sat next to Jerry and his wife at Tiburon in Sandy.
I got pulled over once by Olden Polynice. Not the best way to meet him, but it was better than my buddy’s encounter on a golf course.
No... he had a sweet sweet aroma... his wife was not around unfortunately
I had him on a leash because he doesnt listen, im not a professional dog walker just an amateur. Having said that im not quite sure how it came loose, only time it ever happened, my sister who had actually clipped it on and was holding the leash had never actually clipped it on or walked him so maybe she didnt fully clip it, all i know is as soon as it clipped off he was gone like he was shot out of a cannon, he was still a pup and was used to running there when i would let him off when no one was around, just happened that day the clip failed and he ruined oldens picnic, i wish i could say i did it on purpose but if i had i wouldnt have been to meet him it would have been to ruin his picnicHow the heck does a clip on a dog’s leash become unclipped? That would’ve been literally impossible with the leashes we had for our dogs, which were just regular old leashes. And you couldn’t yell the dog’s name so it stopped running?
Sounds like amateur hour.
So ive met a few jazz players but i wanted to share the time i met Olden Polynice.
So for those familiar with the area at the top of 45th South in Salt Lake there is a park named olympus hills park and this is where i walked my dog every day. My dog was a boxer about 65lbs all muscle, so anyway im walking my dog and across a larger flat grassy area theres a large black guy and his wife/girlfriend sitting on a blanket they had laid out having a picnic, at this same moment somehow the clip on my dogs leash comes unclipped and my dog goes tearing off 100mph right towards this couple on the blanket and my dog just busts right through their blanket and starts jumping and twirling all over their blanket, so me being totally horrified go running over there as fast as i could to gather up my tsunami of a dog yelling sorry as im running as i get closer i notice the man is none other than olden polynice, apparently he lived just down the street. As i approached and gathered my dog he was understandably upset and yelling something about how my dog needing to be leashed and i explained it was an accident and he left to go get some napkins or something to clean himself up and his wife/girlfriend who was about as nice as Olden gets all huffy and says, " you people need to leave him alone, we just want to be alone and not have fans always trying to meet us and bug us, and i said im sorry mam but i couldnt tell who he was and it was an accident and if it wasnt i would never purposefully do that, she got all bent and huffy and rolled her eyes and yelled something about you people again, and i asked why would i do that on purpose its olden polynice not john stockton and walked away. I saw olden a couple days later at the 7 eleven down the street from the park he looked straight at me shook his head in disgust. i smirked and he left
Thee jazz fan groomed Adam Keefe’s bull mastiff. Sounds sexual. And painful.When I was in high school I groomed Bryon Russell’s Rottweilers, and Adam Keefe’s Bull mastiff. Russell was always super chill to the point I wondered if he was on something. Lol would always have an Entourage Of his boys with him too. I did not like Adam Keefe he wasn’t real talkative, didn’t look you in the eye or anything, wouldn’t talk to me or act human.
I met Eaton at my high school before I was in high school. He was running the track. Me and my friends watched in awe as he ran, he must’ve noticed us ogling him because he came over when he was done and talked to us and he signed my Stockton jersey.
met Deron and Collins at McDonald’s got Collins sig, Williams ducked out before I could get his. Of course at that time I still liked that bum!!
Get your mind out of the gutter cesspool!! IdiotThee jazz fan groomed Adam Keefe’s bull mastiff. Sounds sexual. And painful.