I don't know if you were trying to be funny, but this post had me rolling.
I didnt laugh until I read yours and reread his. Thanks for ruining a sad thread and making me laugh hard.
I also cant get over having to pay to marry off your daughter. With the ratios of having more men I would think they would be paying to get a good looking women or even a women for that matter. If I was single I would be looking for the hottest women and offer her family to marry her for free and 3 free lunches when the deal is sealed.
I hope they still allow people to be stoned to death for beating a baby to death in that country. I would gladly be poor for the rest of my life and forced to be a gay prostitute (since most of the men in India secretly want to have sex with men apparently) then to lose my own baby at 3 months old.