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Shout out to Gobert!!!

****. That got my adrenaline going. (up until the bear ****)

Don't think I've ever been so terrified as when I was camping in Pennsylvania, wide awake at 2 AM. When a sleuth of black bears came to my campsite looking for food. (Turns out a special needs kid was picking berries and throwing them everywhere)

Of course I was in a bug tent watching the stars.. I heard them first, then saw an adult. All of a sudden a younger bear laid down/took a seat on the side of my see thru tent(and almost collapsed it) for like a solid 45 minutes, was one of those moments that felt like time was frozen. I don't think I moved a muscle that whole time, and I certainly didn't sleep afterwards... The adult bears were rummaging about and checking in on the young one every so often.



Looking back though - it was pretty cool. I got to see the perspective of how huge these animals look when your laying on the ground looking up at them in close proximity..

Pretty sure the adult was a good bit bigger than the brown bear in this video, It was way bigger than my 1 person tent.
 
****. That got my adrenaline going. (up until the bear ****)

Don't think I've ever been so terrified as when I was camping in Pennsylvania, wide awake at 2 AM. When a sleuth of black bears came to my campsite looking for food. (Turns out a special needs kid was picking berries and throwing them everywhere)

Of course I was in a bug tent watching the stars.. I heard them first, then saw an adult. All of a sudden a younger bear laid down/took a seat on the side of my see thru tent(and almost collapsed it) for like a solid 45 minutes, was one of those moments that felt like time was frozen. I don't think I moved a muscle that whole time, and I certainly didn't sleep afterwards... The adult bears were rummaging about and checking in on the young one every so often.



Looking back though - it was pretty cool. I got to see the perspective of how huge these animals look when your laying on the ground looking up at them in close proximity..

Pretty sure the adult was a good bit bigger than the brown bear in this video, It was way bigger than my 1 person tent.

Did y'all hear the dumbass yell, Gobert!"
Obvious Jazz fan.

Also, how many bears make up a sleuth?
 
****. That got my adrenaline going. (up until the bear ****)

Don't think I've ever been so terrified as when I was camping in Pennsylvania, wide awake at 2 AM. When a sleuth of black bears came to my campsite looking for food. (Turns out a special needs kid was picking berries and throwing them everywhere)

Of course I was in a bug tent watching the stars.. I heard them first, then saw an adult. All of a sudden a younger bear laid down/took a seat on the side of my see thru tent(and almost collapsed it) for like a solid 45 minutes, was one of those moments that felt like time was frozen. I don't think I moved a muscle that whole time, and I certainly didn't sleep afterwards... The adult bears were rummaging about and checking in on the young one every so often.



Looking back though - it was pretty cool. I got to see the perspective of how huge these animals look when your laying on the ground looking up at them in close proximity..

Pretty sure the adult was a good bit bigger than the brown bear in this video, It was way bigger than my 1 person tent.

Ccool story bro. I will help you to fondle the bears. Da Bears.

When I am in Syberian Forest, abandon as 7 year old child by my whore of a mother. Come to think of, she probs screw more men and women then all posters on here combine. Dirt butch, but I subtract two posters Ellis and zman. They seem straight p.i.m.p. With disease.

I have to run from bears. fight me on berries and nuts. Yes there are berries and nuts in high alps places if you know what kills and what do not. We do not have black bears only much bigger kind and a few.

Well momma told me, when I was young. Red you are dead black you are back. I do not know she is saying so I feed red berries to angry brown bear on warm sunday morning. Winter was setting in faster than usual and snow was threatening over the mountains. Gods rays w
ere spiking down through blurry clouds, the great pretender giving false hope inside his impending despair.

On that cold morning I knew if only the yellow bear ate this offering I would have small chance of crawling inside he's dead stomach and surviving the night in the warmth of his thick coat.

I would not be so lucky.

The ****er bear was hungry. And mad. She want turn me into suishi soufflé served *** first on back of largest spiked boulder in valley.

This is when I learn secret to be man. It is no indiscriminate secret.




Go Trey.
 
[size/HUGE] boobs [/size];1117404 said:
Ccool story bro. I will help you to fondle the bears. Da Bears.

When I am in Syberian Forest, abandon as 7 year old child by my whore of a mother. Come to think of, she probs screw more men and women then all posters on here combine. Dirt butch, but I subtract two posters Ellis and zman. They seem straight p.i.m.p. With disease.

I have to run from bears. fight me on berries and nuts. Yes there are berries and nuts in high alps places if you know what kills and what do not. We do not have black bears only much bigger kind and a few.

Well momma told me, when I was young. Red you are dead black you are back. I do not know she is saying so I feed red berries to angry brown bear on warm sunday morning. Winter was setting in faster than usual and snow was threatening over the mountains. Gods rays w
ere spiking down through blurry clouds, the great pretender giving false hope inside his impending despair.

On that cold morning I knew if only the yellow bear ate this offering I would have small chance of crawling inside he's dead stomach and surviving the night in the warmth of his thick coat.

I would not be so lucky.

The ****er bear was hungry. And mad. She want turn me into suishi soufflé served *** first on back of largest spiked boulder in valley.

This is when I learn secret to be man. It is no indiscriminate secret.




Go Trey.
What's up, Mowgli? Think I saw life history yours movie Disney.
 
And that guy can honestly say he scared the **** out of that bear.

Just read the entire thread and I have three comments:

1) Great find by Peeks. How do you find time to run all those businesses and then sift through millions of videos for random Jazz references?

2) That bear didn't look the least bit scared when he ****. It was more like he was giving the guy the middle finger to the power of ten.

3) Boobs, that was your best post ever by far (except that the Alps are not where you apparently think they are). Regardless, I assume you were inspired by PG_ABs story, and I hope it happens again.
 
Just read the entire thread and I have three comments:

1) Great find by Peeks. How do you find time to run all those businesses and then sift through millions of videos for random Jazz references?

2) That bear didn't look the least bit scared when he ****. It was more like he was giving the guy the middle finger to the power of ten.

3) Boobs, that was your best post ever by far (except that the Alps are not where you apparently think they are). Regardless, I assume you were inspired by PG_ABs story, and I hope it happens again.

This.
 
[size/HUGE] boobs [/size];1117404 said:
Ccool story bro. I will help you to fondle the bears. Da Bears.

When I am in Syberian Forest, abandon as 7 year old child by my whore of a mother. Come to think of, she probs screw more men and women then all posters on here combine. Dirt butch, but I subtract two posters Ellis and zman. They seem straight p.i.m.p. With disease.

I have to run from bears. fight me on berries and nuts. Yes there are berries and nuts in high alps places if you know what kills and what do not. We do not have black bears only much bigger kind and a few.

Well momma told me, when I was young. Red you are dead black you are back. I do not know she is saying so I feed red berries to angry brown bear on warm sunday morning. Winter was setting in faster than usual and snow was threatening over the mountains. Gods rays w
ere spiking down through blurry clouds, the great pretender giving false hope inside his impending despair.

On that cold morning I knew if only the yellow bear ate this offering I would have small chance of crawling inside he's dead stomach and surviving the night in the warmth of his thick coat.

I would not be so lucky.

The ****er bear was hungry. And mad. She want turn me into suishi soufflé served *** first on back of largest spiked boulder in valley.

This is when I learn secret to be man. It is no indiscriminate secret.




Go Trey.

Yellow bear? there was Sioux Indians involved??

I'd give your story a C minus, decent effort. Seems like you ran out of creative thought though.

Why blatantly rip this part off from one of the most mainstream movies ever, Star Wars??

[size/HUGE] boobs [/size];1117404 said:
crawling inside he's dead stomach and surviving the night in the warmth of his thick coat.

Always remember - the secret to creativity is hiding your sources.
 
I'm usually quite the do it yourselfer but if I find a bear under my porch I'm gunna go ahead and call a professional. This dude is nuts.
 
I'm usually quite the do it yourselfer but if I find a bear under my porch I'm gunna go ahead and call a professional. This dude is nuts.
What if you find Gobert under your porch?

BTW, that dude didn't strike me as much of a do it yourselfer... unless what he does is nothing. Did you notice the condition of that yard?
 
I guess it's hard to tell, but could the bear even fit through the opening which they where filming through? Still ballsy as ****, but it seems like it was quite small on that side and the bear would at least have to squeeze and dig up dirt to get through.
 
Just read the entire thread and I have three comments:

1) Great find by Peeks. How do you find time to run all those businesses and then sift through millions of videos for random Jazz references?

2) That bear didn't look the least bit scared when he ****. It was more like he was giving the guy the middle finger to the power of ten.

3) Boobs, that was your best post ever by far (except that the Alps are not where you apparently think they are). Regardless, I assume you were inspired by PG_ABs story, and I hope it happens again.

My thanks to you my friend. My best post is on Trey Burke stats having 8% better defense than the Dante and inside best defense lineup in NBA. Please read to open your eyes!

Why does that pg_ab guy call native Americans the Indians and say the sioux?
 
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