Significant Other

[Dr. Jones]

Don't blame your wife for your inability to think, blame your parents.

I have no problem with my wife being around while I cook. The problem I have is too many hands in the pot and it has nothing to do with her being a woman. I told my brother in law that I would break his fingers if he tobarbecue he relaxes. It's worked out great.

You married your brother?

 

[♪alt13]

You married your brother?

yes that is what I said. I married my brother.

 

[Dr. Jones]

yes that is what I said. I married my brother.

I see he got both the looks and the sense of humor.

 

[NAOS]

you've thought about it. A few times. It's okay.

 

[Dr. Jones]

you've thought about it. A few times. It's okay.

****ing A

 

[franklin]

Thank you for putting us in our place.

Ignore her Franklin, she's just being a typical woman. Probably on her period, if you know what I mean.

Bitches, please. Neither of you understand the difference between stereotyping and misogyny?

Can I smooth GameKaitlynJenner's period hormones by giving some male stereotypes, starting with that all of usare pretty much assholes, we stink, have nasty habits, are inattentive buttholes, don't tend to the kids enough, think we are way more attractive than we actually are and expect our women to keep up their appearances while we let ours slide into oblivion.

Which ones am I missing. Oh, jazzgal, did I mention women spend way too much money and need to spend more time in the kitchen instead?