SLAM: Great Expectations (DFAV)

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

I need a new pair of boxers.

Bolomboy needs a pair of new boxers. His odds of making the team just went up a ton! I am pretty sure that is a Ukranian storm trooper!

 

[Miggs]

You're a Dad now. You should be thinking about your health for your little girl.

I'm pretty sure you never tell me what to do.

Ever.

 

[VINYLONE]

I'm pretty sure you never tell me what to do.

Ever.

Mine was merely a suggestion and a different approach than most of your ilk are used to.

 

[Stoked]

Mine was merely a suggestion and a different approach than most of your ilk are used to.

Lmfao.

 

[NAOS]

FWIW, I bet a guy in my fantasy football league tonight that I could eat a 48oz. (no bone) rib eye, drink a 32 oz. beer (I got a Fat Tire), eat a hot pepper, and eat the potatoes that accompanied the steak in under 45 minutes. I didn't have much confidence as the closest I'd probably ever gotten was 36-38 ounces but I fasted. I had last eaten at 8pm last night and dinner was at 6:15pm today.

I had nothing to lose. I wagered nothing (other than perhaps my life by having a cardiac) and he put up the $150 entry fee should I accomplish my goal.

I didn't. I was halfway done the steak about 10 minutes in, ate another 10oz along the way, and all the potatoes, and most of the beer, but I just couldn't get it done.

don't worry, you're still the odds-on favorite to win the Biggest Tool on JFC competition.

 

[silesian]

I'm pretty sure you never tell me what to do.

Ever.

CL pulls out the classic "you're not the boss of me"