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How do you know if you're a pretentious snowboarder or just a snowboarder snowboarder??


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How do you know if you're a pretentious snowboarder or just a snowboarder snowboarder??


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One in the same.

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The only skiers that hate snowboarders are the really slow skiers...


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I don't ski slow, but I hate snowboarders. Got absolutely run over by one in high school. Totally his fault but the guy wouldn't admit it or apologize. I was stopped well below the crest of a hill off to the side of the run, waiting for my buddy that yard selled it. He was just completely out of control. Broke my boot strap when it happened. Hated them ever since. The fact that they all think they need to sit down as soon as they get off the lift to do up their binding just reinforces my hatred. They can't even wait and get out the path of everyone else getting off the lift.
 
https://world.time.com/2013/12/09/china-here-are-some-great-things-about-toxic-air/?hpt=hp_t3

On Sunday, with swaths of eastern China shrouded in a polluted haze, Chinese state media decided to release a list of five “surprising benefits” of smog. Here, courtesy of Wang Lei, an editor for China Central Television’s website, are five good things about bad air:

1. It unifies the Chinese people.
2. It makes China more equal.
3. It raises citizen awareness of the cost of China’s economic development.
4. It makes people funnier.
5. It makes people more knowledgeable (of things like meteorology and the English word haze).

At least #3 makes some sense.
 
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