So An Earthquake Just To Keep Us On Our Toes?

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  1. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    that’s it man, go out with a bang. Wouldn’t k ow what was happening if you’re close enough
     
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  2. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Exactly. I want to go quickly and that would be pretty ****ing quick

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  3. sahlensguy

    sahlensguy Well-Known Member

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    Better than a long drawn out illness but i'd want some time to say goodbye though.
     
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  4. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    well if you get a long term illness I’m sure Fish would be happy to do you a solid and come over & suffocate you with a pillow after you’ve said your goodbyes
     
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  5. Scat

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    Just a note of interest, my wife has chickens and on average she gets 15 eggs a day. Yesterday she got half of that. Did the chickens know something and were too upset to lay eggs? Remains to be seen what she gets today as the day is not over.
     
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  6. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    I feel like we will definitely need an update here... if we get less than 7 eggs imma lose my **** and head to the country.
     
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  7. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    2020 can go straight to hell... what is going on?

    In the midst of the chaos my wife’s grandma went to the ER with breathing problems... no test and she doesn’t have any symptoms... just old and she’s home now... it feels like we don’t get like 15 minutes to breathe... wake me up in 90 days if we are all still here.
     
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  8. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

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    In lighter news my doctor refilled my pain medication prescription and upgraded me to Percocet 7.5. gonna be a happy Saturday this weekend!
     
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  9. Handlogten's Heros

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    Your doctor is a true hero
     
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  10. fishonjazz

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    Totally.
    I believe assisted suicide should be legal

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  11. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Oh boy oh boy I love me some Percocet. Why can't you live closer?
    We could snort em off each other's asses!

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  12. Douchebag K

    Douchebag K Well-Known Member

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    Im gonna test the theory on Rubashov
     
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  13. SCS

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    So what's on for tomorrow?


    Locusts?

    Volcano?

    Asteroid strike?

    Nuclear attack?

    God coming for a visit?

    The devil?


    Whatever it is I just wanna put it on my schedule in advance. I hate surprises.
     
  14. Gameface

    Gameface I actually REALLY like Gobert! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

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  15. Handlogten's Heros

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    Based on the last week or so I think the answer is yes.
     
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  16. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    What was the count? We need to know!
     
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  17. fishonjazz

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    Lol

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  18. SCS

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    Thanks. Scheduled is prepped then. Locusts better be done by 9:30 because I got the volcano down for 10. But flaming locusts could be cool I guess. I got god down for 1 and the devil down for 1:30. If they start any s*** with each other then at least the asteroid is on for 2 because I ain't putting up with a therapy session.

    And if all goes well maybe I'll get a lil work done in between and make my doctors appointment at 3.
     
  19. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    you sure know how to ruin a perfectly good none political thread, just stop!! Idiot!!
     
  20. babe

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    you had something good going there.
     

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