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Dr. Jones

In pursuit of #9
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I leave 2 months every summer for a new spot.

This summer we are going to Sugarloaf Key, FL. I am not gloating. I am driving my 2002 Ford Excursion, with my 22' car hauler (with all great goodies - but still), wife, 5 kids, and a ****ing cat..................... 45 hours, each way. that's blue collar, bros.

Pray for us. My truck has like 190k miles, 5 kids, and my wife is ...well, awesome (help me out, here, beer).

We may never make it. I may srsly die in the process.

So I retire from Jazzfanz, forever, and forreal, right now.
 
Don't be a martyr-- split your trip up in shorter stints!!


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Your collar is going to be greasy yellow after that trip. Mad respect for teaching your kids a life lesson by driving instead of flying the Lear Jet. That's pretty damn cool.
 
DVD players for each of the little A holes, and a good book on tape to kill hours upon hours for you and the wife. Thats our go to when doing a road trip. Or trick your wife into some sleeping pills and listen to whateva the fu you want.
 
LOL seems the most appropriate response


oh, and be sure to blast the Jimmy Buffet - - Margaritaville, here you come!
Or cheeseburger in paradise, or both!
 
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