Baseball is what they used before they had anasthesia for sugery. Watch one inning you are fast asleep. After 3 or 4, catatoblibblah blah bli blahblah blah...
Translation: I'm an average Utahn. Or is that Utahan? Or Utean? Anyway, my ADD, ADHD, or whatever it is we all have these days, requires constant action with little talking and no commercial breaks before and after every kickoff, punt, field goal, 2nd down, or anytime John Madden needs to fart. That baseball stuff? Nah, it takes too much of my attention. Ooh look, there's a pink wall over there with flowers and buzzards. How weird. Flowers and buzzards just don't go together...
And unlike Trout, I like the fact that it's only once a week. It makes it more of an event. For those of you who have never tailgated at an NFL game, put it on your bucket list. Many times, it's just as fun as the game itself. Yes, baseball does play many more games and it's usually nicer weather, but in all honesty, who cares about a day game in the middle of the week during August when it's 100+ outside?
Interpretation: I'm not a fan of anything but partying. Make it big, no ginormous! We can drink beer in a parking lot other than the local gas station for once! Hell yeah! Party on Wayne.
No question ****** NFL team. Baseball is only fun to play. Baseball is sooooo boring to watch. In fact I would give anything to have Baseball get their own channel so ESPN could ban baseball highlights and talk.
Translation: What was this about? Oh yeah, sports and stuff. I'd like to announce that I've been punched in the head a lot. A LOT! If you ain't got punchin or kickin or tacklin or something goin on then I ain't gonna rout for it. See, where I'm from, if strategy comes into play then we just rough em up and laugh about it at the bar later on. You really wanna watch Deep Blue take on that weird Russian dude? Nah, didn't think you were up to thinking today. Sooooooooooooo, uhhhhhhheeehhhhhhhh, ooooooooooooooooooooo boring bro.