Sorry Utah

[Dr. Jones]

I've been here for like 5 minutes. You guys just don't take it easy on a guy.

Maybe should have lurked for 10 ******* minutes to get back into the swing of things?

 

[Hantlers]

That's some seriously funny **** right there. Hantlers pwned on his first day back.

I thought I told you guys that I'm 100% Dutch, I figured it was obvious where I was getting this knowledge from.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

There is also a separate study done by the same company that says Duke fans on average have the same size ***** of Korean men.

 

[Deleted member 848]

There is also a separate study done by the same company that says Duke fans on average have the same size ***** of Korean men.

Same size? Thats being generous, I heard it was even smaller.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Peanut shell and a rubber band = duke jockstrap .. at least from what Sandusky said during a grand jury.

 

[Hantlers]

There is also a separate study done by the same company that says Duke fans on average have the same size ***** of Korean men.

Most Duke fans are Asians, so that does make sense.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Most Duke fans are Asians, so that does make sense.

It doesn't have to do with race, Hants. You see, becoming a Duke fan is basically like making a deal with the devil, in which you enjoy a lifetime of cheering for unathletic white scrubs who peak in their college years, in exchange for a very small *****.

 

[Dr. Jones]

It doesn't have to do with race, Hants. You see, becoming a Duke fan is basically like making a deal with the devil, in which you enjoy a lifetime of cheering for unathletic white scrubs who peak in their college years, in exchange for a very small *****.

Doesn't seem like a fair deal to me .. but then, I'm a UK fan and swing large.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Doesn't seem like a fair deal to me .. but then, I'm a UK fan and swing large.

Its not like they ever have any women in their lives to impress.

 

[Hantlers]

It doesn't have to do with race, Hants. You see, becoming a Duke fan is basically like making a deal with the devil, in which you enjoy a lifetime of cheering for unathletic white scrubs who peak in their college years, in exchange for a very small *****.

I would never do anything to make my ***** smaller.

Doesn't seem like a fair deal to me .. but then, I'm a UK fan and swing large.

You only get women because you have money.

 

[Dr. Jones]

You only get women because you have money.

You sure? I'm also quite handsome, clever, and .. of yeah, humble. (like it f'n matters anyway)

 

[PearlWatson]

Hows it hanging, guys?