Source: Jazz Will Try to Acquire Bad Defenders

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Sources are saying Ryan Smith is set on acquiring bad defensive players to appease Donovan Mitchell. In their private exit interview Donovan said he needs to get better at defense and the easiest way to do that is for him to look better in comparison to his other teammates.

Sources say the Jazz are keying in on players such as Devontae Graham and Duncan Robinson to pair around Donovan so he will no longer be the laughing stock of the Jazz's defense. Mormon favorites Jimmer Freddette and Jabari Parker will also get long looks.

 

[mongoose01]

Do they need to acquire bad shooters too, so he looks good in that category as well? Might eliminate Jimmer and some others. Could mean we are keeping “buckets”.


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[homeytennis]

They just ought to promote the entire Stars roster and bring back the trombone player.

 

[LogGrad98]

Do they need to acquire bad shooters too, so he looks good in that category as well? Might eliminate Jimmer and some others. Could mean we are keeping “buckets”.


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Ahem...."Bucket"

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Oh, this just in:

My sources are so telling me Donovan is making a "huge" push for Ryan Smith to acquire Tony Snell. The source said that Donovan wants Royce's complete lack of offensive talent to be less pronounced so Snell will take that attention off of Oneale.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Oh wow, this source is hot with information y'all.

My source is saying Donovan is making a "hard" push for Ryan Smith to sign his best friend from 2nd grade so Eric Paschal gets less criticism for only being on the team cuz he was friends with Donovan in HS. Donovan thinks that him having his bestie from 2nd grade, who has no actual ability to play basketball, will shift focus away from Paschal, making it possible for him to actually grab a damn rebound when he is in the game.

 

[outerspacefan]

Do they need to acquire bad shooters too, so he looks good in that category as well? Might eliminate Jimmer and some others. Could mean we are keeping “buckets”.

One issue at a time greedy dude!

 

[LogGrad98]

Oh wow, this source is hot with information y'all.

My source is saying Donovan is making a "hard" push for Ryan Smith to sign his best friend from 2nd grade so Eric Paschal gets less criticism for only being on the team cuz he was friends with Donovan in HS. Donovan thinks that him having his bestie from 2nd grade, who has no actual ability to play basketball, will shift focus away from Paschal, making it possible for him to actually grab a damn rebound when he is in the game.

Wasn't he the kid in the wheelchair?

 

[prodigy]

That's called the ghost of Dennis Lindsey

 

[LoPo]

Nah, I think Ryan Smith is going to get some other dudes with "Stevie Wonder" quality catching ability like our man Rudy so he's not alone anymore being the most useless offensive 7 footer in the league.

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[Saint Cy of JFC]

Nah, I think Ryan Smith is going to get some other dudes with "Stevie Wonder" quality catching ability like our man Rudy so he's not alone anymore being the most useless offensive 7 footer in the league.

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Weasel cant even make a good joke lmao.

 

[Avery]

You guys are going to get Andy Larsen in trouble again.

 

[LoPo]

Weasel cant even make a good joke lmao.

You didn't catch the joke. Neither did Rudy.

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[Saint Cy of JFC]

The funny thing is that Lopo can't stand I made a successful joke thread at Mitchell's expense that basically the entire forum has enjoyed.

Dude is just sitting their mad as hell on Jazzfanz and tried to make a Gobert joke that flopped.