Spinoff: Dudes, JF ads on my comp keep telling me I NEED

[franklin]

****** enlargement surgery. Should I be worried in the home?

 

[Gameface]

****** enlargement surgery. Should I be worried in the home?

Short answer (pud intended) YES.

 

[JimLes]

I used to get so much spam in my old Gmail account. Most of it was either porn related or basketball related because of unwise use on bball sites. It was really hard to tell, too. "Add 5 inches in 10 weeks!" You just had to click to see if they were talking about your vertical or your wang.

 

[JimLes]

Also, the one time I actually bought one of the products, it didn't work. I rubbed the cream all over my feet and could still only dunk maybe once out of 5 tries.

 

[Nate505]

Probably. Unless you have a lot of money.

Or are we supposed to believe that your marriage is based on love and mutual respect.

 

[Gameface]

Probably. Unless you have a lot of money.

Or are we supposed to believe that your marriage is based on love and mutual respect.

Stop keepin' it so real!

 

[Harambe]

I always assumed the ads here searched your history and provided you something that might interest you. I'm still getting Mazda and Lexus ads when I sign in.. and today "Azure" from Microsoft.

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is stop shopping online for "Phallic Enhancement" devices.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Probably. Unless you have a lot of money.

Or are we supposed to believe that your marriage is based on love and mutual respect.

Nope, size DOES matter........the size of your bank account!

 

[Gameface]

Nope, size DOES matter........the size of your bank account!

Yeah, women aren't superficial like us dirty pig men, only attracted to women for their luscious breasts, tight butts and creamy thighs, they appreciate men according to a much nobler measure...status.

 

[UGLI baby]

Creamy thighs?



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[franklin]

Also, the one time I actually bought one of the products, it didn't work. I rubbed the cream all over my feet and could still only dunk maybe once out of 5 tries.

Maybe you should try lifting hard for five months.

I always assumed the ads here searched your history and provided you something that might interest you. I'm still getting Mazda and Lexus ads when I sign in.. and today "Azure" from Microsoft.

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is stop shopping online for "Phallic Enhancement" devices.

That's the thing. I don't search them and my wife refuses to let me get a gigantic **** implant no matter how hard I beg. This is like how google thinks I'm gay on my work comp.

 

[Gameface]

Creamy thighs?



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Eventually