Sterling should sell The Clippers to the Balmer group and become the Sonics

[The Midnight]

Sorry, but she's not that great looking. Pretty good body, but receives negative points for fake boobs that look horrible on her. Receives additional points off due to an overwhelming amount of hideous makeup to hide the fact that she's not very pretty to begin with.

If you're Donald Sterling and a billionaire, you can do much better if you're looking for an A-list gold digger.

Well, he is old. His eyesight might not be what it's used to. She might look purrrrrfect from afar.

 

[Stoked]

Why would this not be fantastic?

Oh man I would laugh my butt off. No reason LA needs two teams anyways.