STG - Attention all whiners

[Dr. Jones]

Que?

a partner say, bro. A PARTNER SAY!!!

 

[Stoked]

Let me ask you then, would you prefer a Caucasian or an Asian as your wife? Or does it not matter?

Which one is hotter?

 

[The Midnight]

Which one is hotter?

Then I'd go with Asian. Kung Pao Chicken is spicy.

 

[Stoked]

Then I'd go with Asian. Kung Pao Chicken is spicy.

In the words of a wise man: "...no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans"

 

[Zulu]

Kinda sad that I actually have to explain that all my post on page 11 were jokes. Including the, "I've always loved you" one directed to, Hantlers. What a bunch of hacks.


hehepeepeecaca

 

[The Midnight]

In the words of a wise man: "...no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans"

LOL.. I hear you.. but I dunno man.. I lived with this korean girl for 2 years (not married). She was hot as hell and was a great cook. She was also a hygiene freak - wouldn't even let me do the dishes. So yeah, she cooks, she cleans...

It was great - but I did also put on a good 15 pounds - just because I was enjoying the eating way too much. Plus I didn't have to do any cleaning or tidying up.

I did have to iron my own shirts though.. she didn't like doing that.

 

[nightmare3983]

He is the Jazzfanz's mascot. He's special.

Every awesome entity should have a mascot.

 

[Stoked]

LOL.. I hear you.. but I dunno man.. I lived with this korean girl for 2 years (not married). She was hot as hell and was a great cook. She was also a hygiene freak - wouldn't even let me do the dishes. So yeah, she cooks, she cleans...

It was great - but I did also put on a good 15 pounds - just because I was enjoying the eating way too much. Plus I didn't have to do any cleaning or tidying up.

I did have to iron my own shirts though.. she didn't like doing that.

I once dated a vietnamese girl that worked at Hooters. Does that count as her cooking and cleaning? Jesus H she was hot.

 

[nightmare3983]

I once dated a vietnamese girl that worked at Hooters. Does that count as her cooking and cleaning? Jesus H she was hot.

Close enough is good enough!

 

[Dr. Jones]

I don't give a **** if they clean. Just be hot.. no amt of cleaning makes up for ugli.

 

[The Midnight]

I once dated a vietnamese girl that worked at Hooters. Does that count as her cooking and cleaning? Jesus H she was hot.

Whoah.. is she like mixed? Usually they're pretty flat chested, no?

 

[Dr. Jones]

You see.. they have this new invention called fake boobs.