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I would rather and feel more comfortable sharing a Jacuzzi with 5 guys loaded with the HIV virus....than sit in the same Jacuzzi with 5 guys loaded with jailhouse tats! People with tats....give me the "cooties"!

How about normal tattoos like the majority of peoples?
 
If they were free or I were rich then I would probably have as many tattoos as lil Wayne. But they are expensive, I'm poor, and I got bills to pay. Have to prioritize and tattoos are way down on the list.

I really want one across my back of my last name with each letter being it's own tattoo representing something personal about me.

The letter M would be 2 mountain peaks forming the letter M.
The letter A would be two revolvers next to each other (back to back) with the barrels forming the vertical lines that make the capital A and a couple roses going across to make the horizontal line (it's from The Dark Tower books by Stephen King)
The letter O would be the jagermeister symbol (the circle with the deer in it with the cross between the antlers).

And so on.
Probably cost a few thousand dollars though and I need that money for more important stuff. Been wanting that tattoo for years and years. I have 8 letters in my last name and have a symbol already chosen for each letter. It would be bad ***
 
If they were free or I were rich then I would probably have as many tattoos as lil Wayne. But they are expensive, I'm poor, and I got bills to pay. Have to prioritize and tattoos are way down on the list.

I really want one across my back of my last name with each letter being it's own tattoo representing something personal about me.

The letter M would be 2 mountain peaks forming the letter M.
The letter A would be two revolvers next to each other (back to back) with the barrels forming the vertical lines that make the capital A and a couple roses going across to make the horizontal line (it's from The Dark Tower books by Stephen King)
The letter O would be the jagermeister symbol (the circle with the deer in it with the cross between the antlers).

And so on.
Probably cost a few thousand dollars though and I need that money for more important stuff. Been wanting that tattoo for years and years. I have 8 letters in my last name and have a symbol already chosen for each letter. It would be bad ***

Your last name is Mao? Commie liberals everywhere!
 
Ok I have to admit something. I lied an feel bad. I have one tattoo it is a rainbow around my anal rim in support for gays rights. I got it in '72.
 
Your quality sucks but I will give you effort.
It can't be easy coming up with so much dumb **** and one-upping yourself over and over again.
 
Your quality sucks but I will give you effort.
It can't be easy coming up with so much dumb **** and one-upping yourself over and over again.

Back when I developed properties, outside of Reno on a place most of you probably have never heard of called Tahoe, Mr. Trump financed my development. He walked away with 72% returns an I made enough money to finance a dev in Bakersfield.

I can tell you Mr Trump was the most gracious, kind hearted man I have ever had business dealings with. That is why he averages 72% returns for 4 decades. Trustworthy.

Me on the other hand I was greasy an lost it all. Now I live in a travel trailer selling Hoover Vacuums. If you want to keep your house clean hit me up I will hook you up like crazy.
 
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