Taylor Hendricks Hype Thread

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Since everyone thinks Collins is barely 6-6 this is his combine numbers.

• Weight: 225.2 LBS.
• Height without shoes: 6-foot-8.25.
• Height with shoes: 6-foot-9.5.
• Standing reach: 8-foot-10.5.
• Hand width: 10 inches.
• Hand length: 9 inches.
• Wingspan: 6-foot-11.25. shares.

He towers over 6-6 without shoes.

Hendricks is the same height without shoes as well.

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

Ya to add to the history, one night my wife and I and a group of friends were going to the sandy station and we pre partied at a friend's house. We had a designated driver and everything but as we drove there I started to need to pee. By the time we arrived I needed to pee pretty bad.
The line was long to get in. I knew I would never make it.

We had parked way out in the dirt field (overflow parking for the club) and I got out and told everyone to just go get in line. (My wife stayed back with me)
I started peeing next to the car in the field. It was dark and like 11 at night in a dirt field but sure enough a cop car parked a street near the field turns it's lights on a cop yells at me to come over to him.

Cop gave me a citation for public urination. That sucked but not a huge deal.
Well when I went to court the judge said that the field was within 100 yards of a school or something so because of that I would have to register as a sex offender.

I talked to a random lawyer in the courthouse and he told me to do a plea in obbeyence. I had no idea what that even meant but that's how I plead and got some kind of probation thing for a year that if I didn't have any other related charges in that timeframe then I wouldn't have to register as a sex offender.

So dumb though that Im peeing in a field at 11 at night when no kids are anywhere around. Oh and the school that was within 100 yards away was behind this huge brick/cement wall that was like 25 feet high (I think it was supposed to be some kind of noise barrier/suppressor) anyway.



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I really hope that you’re pulling our collective chain on this one because if not that is totally horrendous!

But who knows, SLC is the only place I’ve ever been pulled over (eons ago, cruising State Street) and had the officer brandish his weapon when after waiting patiently for twenty minutes stuck my head out to see what was taking so long.

 

[fishonjazz]

I really hope that you’re pulling our collective chain on this one because if not that is totally horrendous!

But who knows, SLC is the only place I’ve ever been pulled over (eons ago, cruising State Street) and had the officer brandish his weapon when after waiting patiently for twenty minutes stuck my head out to see what was taking so long.

100% true story. Which part seemed hardest to believe of that one? The having to register as a sex offender or getting the citation for peeing in the first place?

Btw the most unbelievable police story happened when I was 13. Ya'll wouldn't believe that one for sure. Features a symphony candy bar.

I got another pretty funny one from when I was 17 and got busted with a brand new quarter ounce of weed. That bust was the reason I used to wear whitey tighty underwear for a long time after that day.

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[underdog]

100% true story. Which part seemed hardest to believe of that one? The having to register as a sex offender or getting the citation for peeing in the first place?

Btw the most unbelievable police story happened when I was 13. Ya'll wouldn't believe that one for sure. Features a symphony candy bar.

I got another pretty funny one from when I was 17 and got busted with a brand new quarter ounce of weed. That bust was the reason I used to wear whitey tighty underwear for a long time after that day.

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You're teasing us now. We need to hear those stories too.

 

[fishonjazz]

You're teasing us now. We need to hear those stories too.

For the first one: My best friend and I rode our bikes to the smiths on 4700 South and 4000 West. We would often steal candy from these huge self serve bins they had there. This day I stole a symphony candy bar and a customer saw me do it and ratted me out. My friend and I were just getting on our bikes when a smiths employee yells for us to come over to him. So we took off of course. He chased us about 3/4 of the way across the parking lot and then gave up. So we rode over into a neighborhood just west of the smiths and ate the candy bar. Then we were riding our bikes down a road in that neighborhood and laughing about the dude chasing us when a cop car comes up from behind and cuts in front of us and the cop jumps out.
We both rode around the cop car (up the curb onto the sidewalk) and the cops come running at us and tackled me off my bike. Im laying on the ground watching my friend continue to flee on his bike and 2 more cop cars come from another street and block his path and catch him.
3 cop cars for 2 young children that stole a candy bar lol.

I remember going to some kind of court thing for it and I was in a room with a handful of other youth criminals. There were drug dealers in there and a dude who robbed a jewelry store at gunpoint etc. And im sitting there having stolen a 79 cent symphony candy bar lol. Them symphony bars are way good though.
Cant even remember what the punishment was. Probably a fine or something.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

For the first one: My best friend and I rode our bikes to the smiths on 4700 South and 4000 West. We would often steal candy from these huge self serve bins they had there. This day I stole a symphony candy bar and a customer saw me do it and ratted me out. My friend and I were just getting on our bikes when a smiths employee yells for us to come over to him. So we took off of course. He chased us about 3/4 of the way across the parking lot and then gave up. So we rode over into a neighborhood just west of the smiths and ate the candy bar. Then we were riding our bikes down a road in that neighborhood and laughing about the dude chasing us when a cop car comes up from behind and cuts in front of us and the cop jumps out.
We both rode around the cop car (up the curb onto the sidewalk) and the cops come running at us and tackled me off my bike. Im laying on the ground watching my friend continue to flee on his bike and 2 more cop cars come from another street and block his path and catch him.
3 cop cars for 2 young children that stole a candy bar lol.

I remember going to some kind of court thing for it and I was in a room with a handful of other youth criminals. There were drug dealers in there and a dude who robbed a jewelry store at gunpoint etc. And im sitting there having stolen a 79 cent symphony candy bar lol. Them symphony bars are way good though.
Cant even remember what the punishment was. Probably a fine or something.

I just lost sooooooooo much respect for the police, lmao, three cops to bring it two snot nosed kids on bikes. So that’s how my hard earned tax $ are used, sad. Idiots!!

Edit: I’m imagining the smith’s employee watching you get caught walking away saying who’s laughing now. Lol

 

[fishonjazz]

You're teasing us now. We need to hear those stories too.

The other one:
I drove about 4 friends of mine to buy some weed at this dudes house. I bought a 1/4 ounce. I think the cops were watching the place or something because right after i pulled away from the house i noticed a cop car following me. My car was a big old green 1977 buick lesabre that i bought off a friends grandma for 100 bucks. Had a huge marijuana leaf sticker on the back window. Had a figurine of the 7up mascot from back in the day (the Spot) that I had drilled a whole in the mouth and put a joint in its mouth and glued to my dashboard.

Anyway the cop follows me for a while. I made a bunch of turns and he kept following but eventually i made a turn and the cop didn't and i thought i was good. I parked at a gas station on 5400 south and like 4400 west and right after i parked the car the cop pulled up behind with his lights on.
He searched us and found my fresh bag of weed. He pulled me aside and asked me to work with him as an informant to catch the dealer. i said "im not working with you, you're the bad guys". So he is writing me a citation and while filling out the paperwork I see my bag of weed sitting on the trunk of his car and quickly snatch it and put it in my pocket.
The cop gives me my citation and realizes the evidence is gone. He asks us about it and we all say we dont know anything about what happened to it. So he searches us again and finds it in my pocket and im like "how did that get there"
I ended paying like a 500 dollar fine and had to do community service for 80 hours at the library (which i kinda liked).

The reason i started wearing whitey tighty underwear after that day was because one of my friends in the car had a bag of weed on him as well but didn't get busted because it was in his underwear. So that is where i started keeping my stash when driving.

One thing that sucked is that my parents didn't know about this until one day they got something in the mail for me that told them about it. That sucked.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I just lost sooooooooo much respect for the police, lmao, three cops to bring it two snot nosed kids on bikes. So that’s how my hard earned tax $ are used, sad. Idiots!!

You just lost it now?

 

[fishonjazz]

I just lost sooooooooo much respect for the police, lmao, three cops to bring it two snot nosed kids on bikes. So that’s how my hard earned tax $ are used, sad. Idiots!!

ya to me that is the most unbelievable of any of my stories. If someone else said that happened to them I would probably thing they were lying.
They took us in cop cars back to the smiths and our parents came and got us.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

You just lost it now?

Look I get it, some cops are bad bla bla bla, because at the end of the day even they are human and some are better then others but I’m not going to lay that on every cop, and they are probably under trained too, but for god sakes at least they are fully prepared to capture two teens on bikes that stole a 79 cent candy with plenty of backup.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Look I get it, some cops are bad bla bla bla, because at the end of the day even they are human and some are better then others but I’m not going to lay that on every cop, and they are probably under trained too, but for god sakes at least they are fully prepared to capture two teens on bikes that stole a 79 cent candy with plenty of backup.

Bruh cops have killed preteens for less.

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

100% true story. Which part seemed hardest to believe of that one? The having to register as a sex offender or getting the citation for peeing in the first place?

Btw the most unbelievable police story happened when I was 13. Ya'll wouldn't believe that one for sure. Features a symphony candy bar.

I got another pretty funny one from when I was 17 and got busted with a brand new quarter ounce of weed. That bust was the reason I used to wear whitey tighty underwear for a long time after that day.

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Are you sure that you didn’t grow up in Gaza? Not sure that I get the whitey tighty reference but it all sounds crazy arbitrary and oppressive!!!