Taylor Hendricks Hype Thread

[Isaiah 1:13]

The crematory story has a lot elements.
We were smoking weed in our minivan in a parking lot and some dudes from Missouri came and knocked on our window. They were looking for weed and couldn't find any. So they offered us their acid (like 15 hits of acid!) for our small bag of weed (probably like a dime bad worth).
We said yes to that deal so fast. Someone in our group knew where this old crematory was and we decided to drop acid and go there.

When the cops were walking us back to our minivan (it was a pretty long trail through some forest from what I remember) I still had like 7 hits of acid in my pocket and took them out and dropped them on the trail in an area that I thought I might be able to remember and come back to.
The next day I went to find the acid I dropped and had no clue where the hell we had even parked or where that crematory was. Never found the acid. Probably some squirrels found it and ate it and overdosed or something lol.

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Wow! I gotta say though that I watched Cocaine Bear earlier this year expecting a laugh fest and it turned out to be more of a gore fest. Elizabeth Banks should prolly stick to cougar rom-coms imo.

Squirrels on Acid has got to be at least PG 13!

 

[Fosto]

The police detained my pregnant wife once during a regular traffic stop because she "didn’t look like her ID picture" mind you she had a lip piercing that she doesn’t have anymore and that’s what they based it off of.

It's absolutely outrageous how badly they treat people on regular basis, as standard procedure. It baffles me that a lot of people seem perfectly sympathetic to the foot on their neck.

 

[fishonjazz]

It's absolutely outrageous how badly they treat people on regular basis, as standard procedure. It baffles me that a lot of people seem perfectly sympathetic to the foot on their neck.

To be fair. I personally have never had the foot on my neck without some wrongdoing on my part first.

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[Fosto]

To be fair. I personally have never had the foot on my neck without some wrongdoing on my part first.

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Do you feel safe interacting with the police? Because I sure don't. And there's nothing less American than that.

 

[fishonjazz]

Do you feel safe interacting with the police? Because I sure don't. And there's nothing less American than that.

I mean when I have called them when my bike was stolen or my car was broken into I felt perfectly safe. Nothing was really done in either case (not much they could really do) but they were nice and they seemed to care and try to find out who had done it and whatnot.

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[Elizah Huge]

To be fair. I personally have never had the foot on my neck without some wrongdoing on my part first.

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I mean you got slammed into a wall for mooning someone. That is absolutely outrageous. Not even mentioning the fact you were a teenager.

 

[Fosto]

I mean when I have called them when my bike was stolen or my car was broken into I felt perfectly safe. Nothing was really done in either case (not much they could really do) but they were nice and they seemed to care and try to find out who had done it and whatnot.

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For me, each time I so much as get pulled over, it feels like I'm dealing with a bully who can decide to ruin my day/week/life for any arbitrary reason they feel like. You said they have the toughest job along with teachers. I've never felt this way dealing with a teacher.

 

[fishonjazz]

I mean you got slammed into a wall for mooning someone. That is absolutely outrageous. Not even mentioning the fact you were a teenager.

Ya but I either said or insinuated that we had a history. He had been after me for other things and just hadn't caught me. And yes what he did was wrong. He was a bad cop without a doubt. I saw other things he did that confirmed it.
I think he was more of the exception than the rule though.

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[fishonjazz]

For me, each time I so much as get pulled over, it feels like I'm dealing with a bully who can decide to ruin my day/week/life for any arbitrary reason they feel like. You said they have the toughest job along with teachers. I've never felt this way dealing with a teacher.

That's true.
I think teachers are rarely dealing with hardcore criminals though. I think that everything a cop deals with builds up and they get pissed and stressed and their mental health goes to ****

Like if a cop only wrote speeding tickets and nothing else and the speeders always behaved relatively well then I bet that cop wouldn't behave poorly.

I feel like I'm a pretty reasonable human. I feel like I'm mostly kind and empathetic.

I also feel like if I was a cop for a few years I would turn into a pissed off stressed out ******* and my kindness and empathy would diminish greatly.

Don't know if that's true but it's how I feel it would go.
Work would literally always suck. Every day.

I don't like my job all that much but it's fine and most of the time doesn't suck bad.

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[Fosto]

That's true.
I think teachers are rarely dealing with hardcore criminals though. I think that everything a cop deals with builds up and they get pissed and stressed and their mental health goes to ****

Like if a cop only wrote speeding tickets and nothing else and the speeders always behaved relatively well then I bet that cop wouldn't behave poorly.

I feel like I'm a pretty reasonable human. I feel like I'm mostly kind and empathetic.

I also feel like if I was a cop for a few years I would turn into a pissed off stressed out ******* and my kindness and empathy would diminish greatly.

Don't know if that's true but it's how I feel it would go.
Work would literally always suck. Every day.

I don't like my job all that much but it's fine and most of the time doesn't suck bad.

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I don't know man. I don't think it's that rough in Utah. But, I do think most of them see it that way. Like they're the the wall that divides order from chaos. Which is an unfortunate way to see things when you're a public servant in a democracy.

 

[fishonjazz]

Imagine getting home from work and you wife asks for you day was.
And you're like "a dunk dude spit in my face"
Then the day she asks how you day was.
And you're like "a crackhead tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle"

The next day you get to tell your wife that you responded to a carwreck and found a dead 5 year old girl.

The next day you get to tell your wife that you knocked on someone's door trying to get information about a crime got attacked by their pitbull.

And over and over for years and years. Plus everyone hates you without knowing you because you are a cop. Every traffic stop the driver is mad that you pulled them over.

And over and over day after day

**** that. I would turn into a dick I bet

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[Fosto]

Imagine getting home from work and you wife asks for you day was.
And you're like "a dunk dude spit in my face"
Then the day she asks how you day was.
And you're like "a crackhead tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle"

The next day you get to tell your wife that you responded to a carwreck and found a dead 5 year old girl.

The next day you get to tell your wife that you knocked on someone's door trying to get information about a crime got attacked by their pitbull.

And over and over for years and years. Plus everyone hates you without knowing you because you are a cop. Every traffic stop the driver is mad that you pulled them over.

And over and over day after day

**** that. I would turn into a dick I bet

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Yet, social workers tend to be some of the most sympathetic and understanding people out there.