The all SOFT team

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by The Jazz Wonderbra, Feb 8, 2020.

  1. The Jazz Wonderbra

    The Jazz Wonderbra Well-Known Member

    Jan 20, 2012
    The jazz seem to get pushed around most games. We look soft. But who in your mind Dons the silkiest jammies? Who wins the Charmin soft tissue award for this team? What jazz player is the FM100 softest hits favorite? Any player on the roster is eligible, submit candidates below.

    PS. Whatever Jazz player wins the award gets a complimentary massage from Trevor Booker's meat pecs and a pallet of extenze to "harden their soft" for the rest of the season.
  2. tonstermits

    tonstermits Well-Known Member

    May 25, 2010
    The whole roster wins
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  3. homeytennis

    homeytennis Well-Known Member

    May 26, 2010
    Our two all stars need to start playing like all stars. If Quin would open up positions 6-15 to the Stars entire roster he would be shocked at the results. And that is not a compliment to the quality of the Stars players.
  4. jom2003

    jom2003 Well-Known Member

    May 24, 2014
    Bojan: doesn't do much outside of scoring, even though he's pretty good at it.
    JC: same as Bojan
    Conley: lost a step and physically limited
    Joe: same as Conley
    Niang: oh well...

    And that is over half of the players in your rotation
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