The all SOFT team

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

The jazz seem to get pushed around most games. We look soft. But who in your mind Dons the silkiest jammies? Who wins the Charmin soft tissue award for this team? What jazz player is the FM100 softest hits favorite? Any player on the roster is eligible, submit candidates below.

PS. Whatever Jazz player wins the award gets a complimentary massage from Trevor Booker's meat pecs and a pallet of extenze to "harden their soft" for the rest of the season.

 

[enchilada_style]

The whole roster wins

 

[homeytennis]

Our two all stars need to start playing like all stars. If Quin would open up positions 6-15 to the Stars entire roster he would be shocked at the results. And that is not a compliment to the quality of the Stars players.

 

[jom2003]

Bojan: doesn't do much outside of scoring, even though he's pretty good at it.
JC: same as Bojan
Conley: lost a step and physically limited
Joe: same as Conley
Niang: oh well...

And that is over half of the players in your rotation