The Best Trade Proposal EVER:

[Stifle Tower]

Nah, we need something unique to Utah. Raptors would have been o.k., I suppose.

Personally, I favor the Utah Brine Flies.

Best college name, IMHO, is the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs.

 

[Hax0rs]

Why for NO? There's nothing Sainty about that town. Has anyone ever been there? Its a POS place that Jesus would be appalled at.

Well, that wasn't the most celestial way to put it. See you in the terrestrial, judge not thy brother.

 

[NotDeadYet]

Actually swapping names with the Lakers would make some geographic sense... Yawn...

 

[Hitman]

Actually swapping names with the Lakers would make some geographic sense... Yawn...

Utah Jazz -> Salt Lakers?

 

[David Stern]

Actually swapping names with the Lakers would make some geographic sense... Yawn...

Not for LA though.

 

[David Stern]

Well, that wasn't the most celestial way to put it. See you in the terrestrial, judge not thy brother.

I'm david stern bitch. Why would I be going to anywhere but hell?