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The funny thing kids say

I said this, not my kids but I was at the bank and parked between 4 suvs I told the teller "wow its an suv fest out there". Got some weird looks, I crack myself up.

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My mother-in-law has MS, and her condition has deteriorated significantly the last couple of years. My 11 year old son was asking my wife questions about MS, pretty reasonable questions for a kid his age. His final question was "Do they know the cure for it?" My wife told him that they are working on it, but don't have an answer just yet. He replied, with complete sincerity, "Why don't they just Google it?"
 
My mother-in-law has MS, and her condition has deteriorated significantly the last couple of years. My 11 year old son was asking my wife questions about MS, pretty reasonable questions for a kid his age. His final question was "Do they know the cure for it?" My wife told him that they are working on it, but don't have an answer just yet. He replied, with complete sincerity, "Why don't they just Google it?"

If it works for CarolinaJazz, why wouldn't it work for doctors?
 
A co-workers 3 yr old was doing a puzzle with grandma, grandma put a piece in the wrong spot and she responded with, "that's not where it goes you stupid a-hole" after grandma was done laughing she asked where she learned that the answer, "my dad calls my mom that daily."

That one ain't funny.
 
Well my 12 year old asked what a condom was. We were eating dinner and she just kind of casually asked what a condom is. My other 2 kids at home are 19 and 17, with the 19 year old preparing to go on a mission. They both said "oh you don't want to ask dad THAT question". My wife and I tried delicately to explain what a condom is, trying to be kid and dinner table friendly. About half way through she had this disgusted look on her face. Then said "wait wait wait..." handed me a bottle of mustard and asked "I thought this was a condom". We both got real quiet while my other kids just busted up laughing. My wife just kind of whispered "no, that's a condiment". The 12 year old just said "oh" then went back to eating, giving me and my wife some weird looks the rest of dinner.

I can't imagine what she thought we were doing with the mustard.

You gotta learn to ask why they came up with that question before answering. It saves a lot of hassle and fills you in on who/what is influencing them or what their thinking pattern is.
 
You gotta learn to ask why they came up with that question before answering. It saves a lot of hassle and fills you in on who/what is influencing them or what their thinking pattern is.

Finding out what's influencing my kid? That's like eating a hot dog after watching how it was made. Ain't nobody want to know that.
 
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