What's new
By:

The funny thing kids say

true story here...


a 3-4 year old boy who shall remain unidentified was very intrigued by his penis when it would become erect, and told his mother "When my penis gets big I call it my Magic Fairy Wand and if you say Abracadabra I can make your wish come true."

So a while later the mom is hosting her book group - a group of women sitting in the living room chatting - when the little boy comes running into the room grabbing his crotch and calls to his mom "Mom, make a wish and say Abracadabra. Hurry!"

Naturally, after her son left the room the mom had to explain what the fuss was all about. Too, too funny.
 
Last edited:
moevillini said:
true story here...


a 3-4 year old boy who shall remain unidentified was very intrigued by his penis when it would become erect, and told his mother "When my penis gets big I call it my Magic Fairy Wand and if you say Abracadabra I can make your wish come true."

So a while later the mom is hosting her book group - a group of women sitting in the living room chatting - when the little boy comes running into the room grabbing his crotch and calls to his mom "Mom, make a wish and say Abracadabra. Hurry!"

Naturally, after her son left the room the mom had to explain what the fuss was all about. Too, too funny.
Click to expand...

Didn't GameFace get banned for this?

Also, this is probably why I was blessed with daughters.
 
kiri.de.carlos said:
Moe, that is awesome..
I could so see my little boy doing that.

Sent from the JazzFanz app
Click to expand...

Wait until he tries to hump the iPad, couch, your head, hides nekkit in closets, behind doors, in the attic... then tell me it's awesome. I didn't know we even had an attic, but now I do and now I'm not worried about having zero grand kids.
 
franklin said:
Wait until he tries to hump the iPad, couch, your head, hides nekkit in closets, behind doors, in the attic... then tell me it's awesome. I didn't know we even had an attic, but now I do and now I'm not worried about having zero grand kids.
Click to expand...

I remember getting naked and hiding in the attic. Good times, good times...
 
When I first got original Mario on WII, my then 3 y.o. Said "I like that pucker". Took us a minute to figure out he was talking about the sound flower power makes.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Share this page
Back
Top