Enough talk, Young McDonald. Women like action. Get your Montana farming *** on your tractor, get her work address from Trout, and head down to SLC and let her know how you really feel in person. If you pull up in the parking lot of her work on your rig... wearing some nice overalls and a nice plaid button up....she won't be able to resist. Game over.
Don't forget to smear just a touch of manure on your ***.