The "How to's" to Being a Successful Alt

[Hitman]

Is there a Witless Protection Program for message boards?

Fixed.

Find it, and join it.

It's called "Altoholics Anonymous".

 

[The Fresh Prince]

I thought the alts get banned because of their IP address's?

Then why does it take a month to figure out who's an alt?

 

[Nate505]

Then why does it take a month to figure out who's an alt?

Sometimes it takes a month or longer for them to forget to use their proxies.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

I heard that all the mods are secretly Jasons alts. He makes up all these moderators so it seems more like a democracy than a dictatorship. My proof you ask? Have you ever seen a moderator that isn't a moderator? No. Checkmate Jason.

 

[Jason]

Mind blown.

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[moevillini]

I love it! Somebody actually turned it into a youtube video.


My sentiments exactly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKWi5T2bSuc

 

[The Fresh Prince]

#6. Stop flippin
#7 Stop floppin
8. STOP
9. Hammertime!