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Y'all ready for the first win streak of the season to happen? Jazz gonna win tonight then shock everyone when they win in Washington on Sunday.

Jazz wont lose again till they hit Nawlins on the 16...

GO JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Detroit will get better. SVG and Drummond and Co. are too good in the East not to. That and the fact that it comes down to the lottery gives us a decent shot at a top 3 pick and Okafur or Towns imo.

Yeah, without a decent shot at jumping into the top 3, I might have to jump off the tank. Tanking to draft at 8 is quick road to nowhere. I think half the team has been looking a little run down lately. It's probably not Ebola, but to be on the safe side, better quarantine them for a month or two. Time to this chit to get real.
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If the Jazz don't believe they're going to have a decent shot at top 3, they might as well just forget about tanking.
 
Yeah, without a decent shot at jumping into the top 3, I might have to jump off the tank. Tanking to draft at 8 is quick road to nowhere. I think half the team has been looking a little run down lately. It's probably not Ebola, but to be on the safe side, better quarantine them for a month or two. Time to this chit to get real.
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If the Jazz don't believe they're going to have a decent shot at top 3, they might as well just forget about tanking.

The Jazz were one of the teams that voted against the lottery change, so maybe they did (and still do) believe they'll be in the bottom 3 (or close to it) come season's end.
 
Yeah, without a decent shot at jumping into the top 3, I might have to jump off the tank. Tanking to draft at 8 is quick road to nowhere. I think half the team has been looking a little run down lately. It's probably not Ebola, but to be on the safe side, better quarantine them for a month or two. Time to this chit to get real.
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If the Jazz don't believe they're going to have a decent shot at top 3, they might as well just forget about tanking.

Guess it depends on "decent".

4th gets you a 37.8% of moving into the top 3.
5th gets you 29.2%

Now lets say the Jazz go full throttle win mode and finish 8th worst. Now you're at 10% which is pretty non existent. Only about 5 losses usually separate the 4th and 8th seeds, so benching a starter here and there would probably do the trick. Also, while there was no consensus 5th best player last year (and isn't this year so far), one could emerge.
 
Guess it depends on "decent".

4th gets you a 37.8% of moving into the top 3.
5th gets you 29.2%

Now lets say the Jazz go full throttle win mode and finish 8th worst. Now you're at 10% which is pretty non existent. Only about 5 losses usually separate the 4th and 8th seeds, so benching a starter here and there would probably do the trick. Also, while there was no consensus 5th best player last year (and isn't this year so far), one could emerge.

Yep, it might be time for half the team to be quarantined in an Ebola scare. Whatever it takes.
 
The Jazz were one of the teams that voted against the lottery change, so maybe they did (and still do) believe they'll be in the bottom 3 (or close to it) come season's end.

Another reason to be serious as a heart attack about tanking RIGHT NOW. Gotta play the odds while we have them.
 
Tanking must be destroyed, make the draft position be determined throughout a 4 year period (the time a rookie contract lasts). Let's see what team has the balls to tank and sell it to their fan base with a straight face. Let's face it, most fans want instant gratification..
 
How does that fence feel? Might wanna pick a side before it becomes a permanent part of your ***.

Oh boo hoo. I am excited for a Jazz game and think the team will win. How DARE I predict that Jazz will be 8-17 after the next three games?!?!

If it makes you feel better I think they finish the road trip at 2-4 at best. Feel better sweetheart?
 
Oh boo hoo. I am excited for a Jazz game and think the team will win. How DARE I predict that Jazz will be 8-17 after the next three games?!?!

If it makes you feel better I think they finish the road trip at 2-4 at best. Feel better sweetheart?

Ok, I feel better. However, if Utah ****s up their tank this year by going on a win streak, I will be making a trip to Utah for the sole purpose of kicking you in the nuts repeatedly. Let's see you sit on that fence with swollen man-berries.
 
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