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The Legend of Verlin

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Since I have been outted as a douche I thought I would share how the Legend of Verlin began.

It all happened one night. I was chillin on the Sofa with my Ipad. I had never ventured out of the Jazz forum, but something caught my eye on the GB board. It was a thread titled, "Reputation Comments, positive and negative". Myself being subjected to some bizzare negs became curious of this threads contents. I spent the next few nights reading through the numerous pages and became amused about how much this stuff actually meant to some users on this board.

A few nights later I was getting myself wrecked off of Sangria. Every Sunday in the Spring is Sangria sunday at my pad. I blame this on my wife. I also credit my wife with providing me with the name that would become legend, Verlin. After working myself through two pitchers with a few friends, I sat down with my wife to watch her favorite show on TV, Big Love. This show is basically about some polygamist with semihot wives and his aim to spread polygamy around the world, at least that is what I gathered.
On this particular evening a character by the name of Verlin was introduced. Dude looked really funny and I liked the name alot. As most nights I had to sit through this disaster of a show, I pretty much read jazzfanz on the ipad while pretending to pay attention. I checked out the "Reputation Comments, positive and negative" thread during the show and Verlin was born.

I spent many nights chucklings to myself as I threw out reps, not really about what I was writting but just at the name Verlin. Dont know why, guess I am kind of retarded.
It all came crashing down when I got outed by Trout, dont know how he did it but he put me on blast for it getting old at which point I agreed.

So alas Verlin is Dead, though I am sure he will have a special place in many members hearts.


I love this story.
 
What's funny is that I made the Big Love connection in my mind just because it's so unique. Glad that was the actual inspriration.

+8
 
Am I the only one who received a pos rep from verlin? I liked it! All these complaints about negs and THE verlin pos repped me. It was the highpoint of my rep-life.
 
Am I the only one who received a pos rep from verlin? I liked it! All these complaints about negs and THE verlin pos repped me. It was the highpoint of my rep-life.

I hope the cockles in your heart didn't get too warm as I received positive rep from Verlin as well.
 
I hope the cockles in your heart didn't get too warm as I received positive rep from Verlin as well.

Nothing ever wrong with warm cockles, no matter how they get warmed up.
 
""You want to know what a Verlin is? Your worst nightmare-Verlin""

That one cracked me up so hard. But then again Box was the one claiming to have recieved that rep, so maybe it never even happened =(
 
I had your *** sniffed out weeks ago. I'm telling you, I'm on point these days. WHO CAN STOP TROUTFELD?!?!?!
(I will say that I was way off on Dale. Knowing what I know now, I should've known -- you know?)

Again, I only rec'd one neg and one positive over the life of Verlin, which kind of makes me sad.
 
It's too bad I can't link to what I think of when I see "your worst nightmare" because the clip isn't suitable for a family audience.

But Gary Busey saying, "Your worst nightmare, Butthorn" is indeed as awesome as it looks.
 
Am I the only one who received a pos rep from verlin? I liked it! All these complaints about negs and THE verlin pos repped me. It was the highpoint of my rep-life.

Nope. I got one as well. Thought it was funny everybody complaining and I get a positive one.
 
Your lame *** is getting drunk at home with your wife and have nothing better to do than troll Jazzfanz? I'd NEVER admit that, so I guess I salute your nerdy courage. Crack a Beer!
 
"Drive by Verlin, Bitch. Verlin" <<I enjoyed that one.

I also had your *** ousted weeks ago too. Drunk intuition. But I keep these things close to the vest.

It's Sunday, now bring me some ****ing sangria. I'll neg rep your *** a la Trout's BabeSappa timer if you don't.
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"Drive by Verlin, Bitch. Verlin" <<I enjoyed that one.

I also had your *** ousted weeks ago too. Drunk intuition. But I keep these things close to the vest.

It's Sunday, now bring me some ****ing sangria. I'll neg rep your *** a la Trout's BabeSappa timer if you don't.
too+much+sangria.jpg

Well ii hope you know i did that drive by with much love. I take the franklin jr. Thing vvvveveeeerrryyy seriously!
 
No ****, right? And i live in vegas!

That explains it all.

(don't take this wrong. . . . . I know "Vegas". . . . yes, watching "Big Love" is no foreplay, and going out on the town when you've been drinking is no solution. You truly had nothing better to do than point out what useless nonsense rep is on JazzFanz.)
 
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