The Off Topic Thread

[7StraightIsGreat]

We're very slow at work, and a co-worker of mine stumbled upon the Tila Tequila sex tape. While she is a very terrible skank, I'm actually going to give it a high marks due to the fact that there's no dudes in it. Just Tila and a couple of other chicks.

Sex tapes without any ******* are freakin awesome.

 

[TroutBum]

Ha! Absolutely not...that would be tacky as ****. Its a phonograph.

So, does your family know you've come out? I know we're not supposed to ask questions, but this is really burning.

 

[VINYLONE]

but this is really burning.

Try some penicillin.

 

[bordelais7]

We're very slow at work, and a co-worker of mine stumbled upon the Tila Tequila sex tape. While she is a very terrible skank, I'm actually going to give it a high marks due to the fact that there's no dudes in it. Just Tila and a couple of other chicks.

Sex tapes without any ******* are freakin awesome.

Where do you work?

 

[bordelais7]

I have seen the number "24" everywhere today. Kind of creepy.

Whoa.

 

[NUMBERICA]

That is a trip. I can't decide if that's really hot or really scary and gross.

 

[VINYLONE]

Those things are real dude...real.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

Where do you work?

I'm an aircraft mechanic for the federal government.

But fret not, said video was not found on a gov't computer. It was found on my co-worker's smart phone that replaced his laptop.

 

[TroutBum]

I'm an aircraft mechanic for the federal government.

But fret not, said video was not found on a gov't computer. It was found on my co-worker's smart phone that replaced his laptop.

Clearly.

 

[bordelais7]

I'm an aircraft mechanic for the federal government.

But fret not, said video was not found on a gov't computer. It was found on my co-worker's smart phone that replaced his laptop.

We just got new laptops here. I use mine as a platform for my monitor, which I use as a paperweight for my smartphone warranty.

 

[franklin]

We're very slow at work, and a co-worker of mine stumbled upon the Tila Tequila sex tape. While she is a very terrible skank, I'm actually going to give it a high marks due to the fact that there's no dudes in it. Just Tila and a couple of other chicks.

Sex tapes without any ******* are freakin awesome.

PM or GTFO.

 

[TroutBum]

PM or GTFO.

I actually agree with this. It's uh, for Mrs. Trout.