The Off Topic Thread

[Jazz Spazz]

*mental note

Don't write a letter to the editor of BYU's school paper telling people to stop worshiping The Jimmer, or I will be Jimmered.

 

[VINYLONE]

mods, merge please....

i mean really, how is this any different from the random question thread? just merge 'em and call it "random"

There are no questions in this thread...its just off topic.

Like, Im about to eat oatmeal and apples.

 

[VINYLONE]

@ Moe: Yes, I am eating broccoli.

 

[bordelais7]

I have seen the number "24" everywhere today. Kind of creepy.

 

[VINYLONE]

I dont drink coffee. I had some this morning...I feel like I just snorted some cocaine.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Vinny, please tell me your tatoo doesn't match the shirt.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

*mental note

Don't write a letter to the editor of BYU's school paper telling people to stop worshiping The Jimmer, or I will be Jimmered.

If anybody is wondering what he is yapping about-

One of the BYU message boards went after the poor girl that wrote the anti-Jimmer letter on Facebook:

https://dreamcatchermedia.com/jimmered

https://espn.go.com/blog/collegebas...53/jimmer-mania-gives-us-epic-facebook-thread

 

[VINYLONE]

Vinny, please tell me your tatoo doesn't match the shirt.

Ha! Absolutely not...that would be tacky as ****. Its a phonograph.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

We're very slow at work, and a co-worker of mine stumbled upon the Tila Tequila sex tape. While she is a very terrible skank, I'm actually going to give it a high marks due to the fact that there's no dudes in it. Just Tila and a couple of other chicks.

Sex tapes without any ******* are freakin awesome.

 

[TroutBum]

Ha! Absolutely not...that would be tacky as ****. Its a phonograph.

So, does your family know you've come out? I know we're not supposed to ask questions, but this is really burning.

 

[VINYLONE]

but this is really burning.

Try some penicillin.

 

[bordelais7]

We're very slow at work, and a co-worker of mine stumbled upon the Tila Tequila sex tape. While she is a very terrible skank, I'm actually going to give it a high marks due to the fact that there's no dudes in it. Just Tila and a couple of other chicks.

Sex tapes without any ******* are freakin awesome.

Where do you work?

 

[bordelais7]

I have seen the number "24" everywhere today. Kind of creepy.

Whoa.

 

[NUMBERICA]

That is a trip. I can't decide if that's really hot or really scary and gross.

 

[VINYLONE]

Those things are real dude...real.

 

[7StraightIsGreat]

Where do you work?

I'm an aircraft mechanic for the federal government.

But fret not, said video was not found on a gov't computer. It was found on my co-worker's smart phone that replaced his laptop.

 

[TroutBum]

I'm an aircraft mechanic for the federal government.

But fret not, said video was not found on a gov't computer. It was found on my co-worker's smart phone that replaced his laptop.

Clearly.

 

[bordelais7]

I'm an aircraft mechanic for the federal government.

But fret not, said video was not found on a gov't computer. It was found on my co-worker's smart phone that replaced his laptop.

We just got new laptops here. I use mine as a platform for my monitor, which I use as a paperweight for my smartphone warranty.

 

[franklin]

We're very slow at work, and a co-worker of mine stumbled upon the Tila Tequila sex tape. While she is a very terrible skank, I'm actually going to give it a high marks due to the fact that there's no dudes in it. Just Tila and a couple of other chicks.

Sex tapes without any ******* are freakin awesome.

PM or GTFO.

 

[TroutBum]

PM or GTFO.

I actually agree with this. It's uh, for Mrs. Trout.