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The Official "Ask A Moron" thread.

Do you curl your hair?


Nope, I was blessed with these bad boys at birth. It's a damn shame that I'm balding at an alarming rate though.


Name all your alts.

PKM, SandyBraile, Saltair, Heaven Harris, BluesRocker, The Black Swordsman.

How do you get your stache to be so pedo?

Some people are awesome at it, but you sir, are not very good at being jealous.

do fish think you're way cool?

Would you think I were cool if I made you a home cooked meal, with sides, drinks, and ice cream; and once you took a bite I pulled a giant steel hook through your mouth and dragged you 10 to 80 feet into the air? Of course they think I'm cool, you idiot.
 


Nope, I was blessed with these bad boys at birth. It's a damn shame that I'm balding at an alarming rate though.




PKM, SandyBraile, Saltair, Heaven Harris, BluesRocker, The Black Swordsman.



Some people are awesome at it, but you sir, are not very good at being jealous.



Would you think I were cool if I made you a home cooked meal, with sides, drinks, and ice cream; and once you took a bite I pulled a giant steel hook through your mouth and dragged you 10 to 80 feet into the air? Of course they think I'm cool, you idiot.

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It is a bad *** song by Toto. Also, it appears that my weenus is from there.

Weenus is a slang term for the loose skin on your elbow. " The stretchy area of skin located on the posterior of the elbow centered particularly over the olecranon process of the ulna."

I'm confused by ur statement?????
 
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