THE OFFICIAL: Congratulations STOKED thread

[Dr. Jones]

Flagged for innuendo. Mods, plz merge with Double-Entendre thread.

Beat me to it.

 

[Stoked]

Just as promised I am on my couch with a mushroom swiss burger watching my Broncos as a married man.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Just as promised I am on my couch with a mushroom swiss burger watching my Broncos as a married man.

Half-smile. Proud.

 

[Scat]

Just as promised I am on my couch with a mushroom swiss burger watching my Broncos as a married man.

What the hell are you doing on here?!? Wait, you're my alt. I can make you do whatever I want... get busy son!!

 

[Gameface]

 

[Dr. Jones]

biff?

 

[Gameface]

biff?

Sword fight?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Sword fight?

Pics not showing for me.

 

[Gameface]

Pics not showing for me.

try it now

 

[Dr. Jones]

Haha, got it.

Menage.

 

[Stoked]

What the hell are you doing on here?!? Wait, you're my alt. I can make you do whatever I want... get busy son!!

She is already pregnant...I've been riding that for months.

 

[Dr. Jones]

 

[Stoked]

I told her about my comment about ridding her an she replied that she is the one doing the riding and then some.

 

[Scat]

I told her about my comment about ridding her an she replied that she is the one doing the riding and then some.

Sounds like a keeper!

If she ever starts an account here at Jazzfanz I'll + rep her just for that comment regardless of what else she says...

 

[Scat]

 

[Dr. Jones]

I told her about my comment about ridding her an she replied that she is the one doing the riding and then some.

Post-marital freudian?

 

[Stoked]

Post-marital freudian?

I was referring to missionary and you sound like an amateur.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I was referring to missionary and you sound like an amateur.

You must have missed the 'ridding' part of your post. I hate when someone biffs the punchline.

 

[Stoked]

You must have missed the 'ridding' part of your post. I hate when someone biffs the punchline.

Nope I biffed her just fine thank you.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Nope I biffed her just fine thank you.

Clearly.