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The **Official** I Endorse Dave Ballou Thread

I'll show up on two conditions. 1) nobody cries when I take the game and leave Dave without zero campaign donations. 2) my highly visible side arm ensures the safety of all guests.









3) Dave gives me a ride home after crying for campaign donations.
4) GF kindly holds my side arm for safe keeping. I will get blitzed.





BTW, J-Rod, I saw your wife heading into workJM yesterday. I would have said hi and pretended she remembered me, but was with family and doing other. Tell her an awkward hi for me.

So we'll see you there then.
 
Look I'm not the slightest bit interested in yours and Jason's pet names for each other ok?

Haha, she thought I said "Pasty"... (of course, we've used those before, but they're not my favorite. FYI, saliva, no matter how thick and sweet, will not make them stick.)

I'll also add that I'm willing to pick anybody up on my way there. Between Davis County and Jordan Landing. I really want more Jazzfanzers there.

Let me also add that I will pick up anyone from Utah County to W.J., and I'm more than happy to drive any of your drunk Ute fans home after the fact.

I'm bringing my A game, and this time I'm going to sleep more than 6 hours in 4 days to prepare. No charity $20 this Friday.

Wow. Excuses already? Pretty weak, bro.
 
What's the guest list lookin like?

Okay, hopefully no one wants to keep their poker habit confidential. If so let me know and I'll remove you from the list.

E.J. Wells
UGLI
bigb
Bronco70 +1
Babypeterzz
franklin
Archie Moses
Honz
orangello
Chris-L
fishonjazz

Seriously, if you're on the fence get in on this. How else you gonna meet all these awesome posters? Poker skills are not required, this is for fun and to help support Dave's campaign.

A few additional details about the game:

$20buy-in
rebuys allowed for the first 90min. (meaning that if you lose all your chips you can keep playing...unless you don't want to)

PKM is sending a mystery package for the get together in addition to a large donation to the campaign.

I will have my award winning YES English style pale ale on tap for guests to try as well as my 1st attempt at an American style pale ale.
Drink responsibly and have a designated driver.

I will be acting as a non-playing tournament director and designated dealer. I will be able to help newer, less experienced players within reason (to explain the situation/rules during a hand and to give advice between hands).
 
Wow. Excuses already? Pretty weak, bro.

If you think my threats of taking your charity game by storm and rubbing it in by doing this while impossibly wasted is making excuses, well, maybe you should consider running for something a little more fitting such as the PTA's head lunch lady fill in.

I'll even tell you who's dreams I'm going to crush first. In order: orangebitch, bitchonjazz, Ms. Jason's Bitch, and finally Bitch-L. Newbs ain't got no skillz.
 
If you think my threats of taking your charity game by storm and rubbing it in by doing this while impossibly wasted is making excuses, well, maybe you should consider running for something a little more fitting such as the PTA's head lunch lady fill in.

I'll even tell you who's dreams I'm going to crush first. In order: orangebitch, bitchonjazz, Ms. Jason's Bitch, and finally Bitch-L. Newbs ain't got no skillz.

Hey frank, you gonna take a shot of red stagg with me?
 
We should come up with a fun way for the kids at home to play along. Fantasy poker anyone?
 
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