The official Ridiculous Trade Proposals Thread

[Twin Towers]

https://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=48rwc5w

Collison - Watson - Ford
Bell - Miles
Granger - Hayward - Evans
Jefferson - AK - Elson
Hibbert - Fesenko - Okur

 

[cowhide]

Williams
Miles

for

Steph Curry
Biedrins
Radmanovic
1st round pick

I'd do it in a heartbeat and the salaries match.

Thank goodness you are not the GM

 

[Stifle Tower]

Williams
Miles

for

Steph Curry
Biedrins
Radmanovic
1st round pick

I'd do it in a heartbeat and the salaries match.

Anything that gets rid of Chucker, IMO, makes the Jazz better. I'm tired of his "I'm a shooter, so I have to keep firing" mentality. Dude only hits 41%. That does NOT help the team. If we have to sacrifice "blame everyone else but me for my piss-poor defense" Williams in the process, so be it.

 

[unluckyseventeen]

So, what you're saying is every thread made by gasol_stopper_ante_tomic should be merged with this thread?

 

[NUMBERICA]

Brilliant.

 

[David Stern]

Since the Lakers are going to lose to Cleveland, i'll take a shot at it:

https://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=4kvt75o

Then build around a core of Jefferson, Bynum, and Williams. It's Brilliant.

 

[David Stern]

While i'm at it:

https://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=4htfcsf

 

[Hitman]

https://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=4f4d983

Utah trades: Raja Bell

LA Clippers trades: Eric Gordon

Why the Jazz wouldn't do this trade: they would pay an extra $33,360 in salary and luxury tax. They are more likely to do this:

https://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=473c4py

Utah trades: CJ Miles

LA Clippers trades: a stale packet of chips

 

[Hitman]

How about we get Durant?

https://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=4pwvgnl

How about we get Griffin?

https://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=4pvq6uu

 

[David Stern]

Mods, as trade deadline season approaches, I think this thread should be stickied through the deadline.

 

[D Will> CP3]

This trade gets us a shooter, some defense and a player with high upside

https://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=4qfnw5f

 

[Harambe]

This is the only trade that would make sense

We get two players that will make our team better, MJ gets a salary dump at the end of the year, and a streaky "scorer"