The Official Taylorsville City Council Elections

[ema]

This is the official Taylorsville City Council (District 3) Elections.

***Before voting, let me remind you that this is a serious thing, it's a matter of governing the world. So be careful while picking. (Details about the candidates are below)***


Here are your candidates.

1) Cheese ---> Obviously should be the first option, I mean candidate, my favorite.

2) TroutBum ---> A bum who likes trouts or who is shaped like a trout, I don't know.

3) E.J. Wells ---> Definitely a very fickle guy, *see TroutBum.

4) Dave Ballou ---> Certainly the nicest, most lovable and most stylish man of his neighborhood. See his voting campaign here. https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?18592-The-Elvis-Jr-Wells-man-cometh

5) The Other Guy ---> A random dude who might be a serious opponent to Dave. Don't vote for him.

6) The Other Other Guy ---> Another random dude, he's one of the favorites according to the local media. Don't vote for him too.

***This jack is the current guy that Dave trying to replace with himself.

***Dave Ballou's $3000 campaign. Vote for Ballou!!!***

 

[ema]

^^ Lol. I read the thread once again. Didn't realize it while I'm posting but it kinda came out as a little bit arrogant of me.

I know Dave's a very nice guy, it is all intended as a joke. Now I'm gonna edit some words. <3 Trout.

 

[TroutBum]

^^ Lol. I read the thread once again. Didn't realize it while I'm posting but it kinda came out as a little bit arrogant of me.

I know Dave's a very nice guy, it is all intended as a joke. Now I'm gonna edit some words. <3 Trout.

I'm a douchebag, and I approve of this thread.

 

[Harambe]

I'm a douchebag, and I approve of this thread.

Fact.

Actually, I'm probably a bigger douchebag for not going fishing with him. I've left Dave hanging because I'm ashamed of how terrible a fisherman I am.

 

[mellow]

we can make it. Only 39 days to training camp, just 39 more days. Sigh.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Tult

 

[Gameface]

I'm having a hard time...

Would you mind giving a few more details about the cheese?

 

[Hotdog]

Honestly, I would have a hard time voting for someone that talks to people the way he does. Its strange that he would even get on here and leave a trail of hate behind him and then want to run for public office. I don't think many people would vote for Trout after seeing the things he says.

Just my opinion.

 

[fishonjazz]

Honestly, I would have a hard time voting for someone that talks to people the way he does. Its strange that he would even get on here and leave a trail of hate behind him and then want to run for public office. I don't think many people would vote for Trout after seeing the things he says.

Just my opinion.

Sooooo....... not coming to poke her huh?

 

[BabyPeterzz]

Trout enjoys mashing his face into other dudes junk. He's got my vote.

 

[LogGrad98]

I'm having a hard time...

Would you mind giving a few more details about the cheese?

Aged smoked gouda. Lightly apple-wood smoked, aged for 18 months. Slightly crumbly yet smooth texture, undertones of nuttiness and fruitiness and very slightly bitter, yet sweet (thanks to the smoke), with a mildly sharp yet buttery finish. Overall about a 6 or 7 on the Cheese Big-O scale (0-10).

 

[Gameface]

Aged smoked gouda. Lightly apple-wood smoked, aged for 18 months. Slightly crumbly yet smooth texture, undertones of nuttiness and fruitiness and very slightly bitter, yet sweet (thanks to the smoke), with a mildly sharp yet buttery finish. Overall about a 6 or 7 on the Cheese Big-O scale (0-10).

Sorry Trout, I'm gonna have to go with the cheese.