There are so many sad people here who wouldn't dream of splitting 7's when you're down a couple hundred bucks.
I want to make the playoffs. I don't give a crap that we've got almost no chance to win. I would personally love to face the Lakers. We'd have a 1 in 200,000 chance of beating them. But if we did, that would make this season historic. I would remember it forever.
I don't care about draft picks. I want a chance for the Jazz to do something great and I want to watch it happen. So many fans of so many other teams have miracles in their memory. I want to be one of them.
Nobody wants to be the hopeless underdog. But when those teams win, and they do, I want to know what it's like to have been rooting for them all the way.
Getting to the playoffs is important every single year. Let me repeat: every single year.
So bring on ****ing failure. I'm splitting 7's.