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THe Official Thread of ........WHY?

Beantown

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You have all probably had or heard of that annoying nephew that always asks "Why" a million times a day. Im going through that right now so in honoring of him asking "Why" a million times a day I decided to create a thread where we can all ask questions that bother us. So here are three of mine.


Why do we spend more on our cars than our beds?

-Sure cars are more expensive in general than beds but look at Al Jefferson, he spent almost $30,000 on a bed and the news was all over it. But if he bought a Honda Accord nobody would have even talked about it.


Why do flight staff not have access to taser guns on flights?

-Holding a plane hostage is something thats been happening since the beginning of passenger flights. I would dare say the taser gun would have stopped 9/11. A terrorist coming at you with a box cutter could have been taken down easily with a taser.




Why can't you watch anything you want for free online?

-If you include the commercials with the ability to not skip them you think thats an advertising gold mine. Most people that watch shows on traditional tv are now skipping all the commercials with the DVR.


Why do people on Jazzfanz make pointless threads?
 
Why is Jim Harbaugh in love with Alex Smith?


Why can't Derrick Favors develop an offensive game?


Why hasn't Roger Braille been mercifully put down?


Why is "chicken of the sea" actually tuna?

Why do they call them buffalo "wings?"

Why don't "rocky mountain oysters" taste like seafood?
 
Top four on google.

1 why do cats purr
2 why do we yawn
3 why does bane wear a mask
4 why do men cheat...

this just goes to show you we live in a very intelligent world lol..
 
I couldn't hope for anyone better than Beantown to answer all of the toughest questions in my life.

Well, maybe PearlWatson.
 
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?

Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now?

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?

If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are boxing rings square?

Why are feet smelly and noses runny?

If firefighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

And most importantly ...

Where is the World is Roger Braille?
 
Why is Jim Harbaugh in love with Alex Smith?


Why can't Derrick Favors develop an offensive game?


Why hasn't Roger Braille been mercifully put down?


Why is "chicken of the sea" actually tuna?

Why do they call them buffalo "wings?"

Why don't "rocky mountain oysters" taste like seafood?

The sauce originated in Buffalo, New York!!!!!!!!
 

I think he's talking about this:

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