The Trade That Fixes Everything

[Hornacekamania]

Think of it this way...

• Rudy and Donovan can unite to conspire against him.
• Ryan gets more attention on himself and the franchise.
• All Star weekend credibility is saved.

 

[Avery]

I'm sure Lebron can't wait to call Utah home.

 

[David Stern]

Hey, D-Wade and Bron are friends, so this clearly works

 

[SoUjazzfan]

I'd rather run it back, and that is second worst case scenario!

 

[NUMBERICA]

I mean the Jazz would finally be a legit contender even if the whole thing would be a ****ing circus.

Of course, there are a million reasons this wouldn't happen, but broadly speaking this is probably the most likely period in Lebron's career that trading him might actually be a good idea.

 

[Hornacekamania]

I mean the Jazz would finally be a legit contender even if the whole thing would be a ****ing circus.

Of course, there are a million reasons this wouldn't happen, but broadly speaking this is probably the most likely period in Lebron's career that trading him might actually be a good idea.

Oh, totally agree with you. The whole idea is laughable but I find it amusing way too much.

 

[jom2003]

Man if you thought the Conley trade was bad...

 

[NUMBERICA]

Man if you thought the Conley trade was bad...

What?

Nevermind.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

LBJ would all of a sudden become the last pick in the allstar game draft, I mean no one cares about players playing on the jazz, it’s Utah after all. Lol

 

[LogGrad98]

In all honesty though, ridiculousness aside, this trade would make us the odds-on favorite pretty much immediately. Assuming Bron can stay healthy for any period of time next year. I don't want to ride LBJ's coattails, makes me vomit a little every time I think about it, but I sure as **** want the ring. So bring it on.

 

[Avery]

LBJ would all of a sudden become the last pick in the allstar game draft, I mean no one cares about players playing on the jazz, it’s Utah after all. Lol

LBJ could not play a second, have a video of him shatting on the floor of a church and smothering an infant to death and tools would still vote him as an ASG starter because hey who hasn’t messed up from time to time.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

LBJ could not play a second, have a video of him shatting on the floor of a church and smothering an infant to death and tools would still vote him as an ASG starter because hey who hasn’t messed up from time to time.

WTF are you talking about??

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

LBJ could not play a second, have a video of him shatting on the floor of a church and smothering an infant to death and tools would still vote him as an ASG starter because hey who hasn’t messed up from time to time.

Is this young people idiot talk?

 

[Avery]

Is this young people idiot talk?

Yep, exactly. You’ve solved the case.