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The unseen faces of KOC

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Around this time of year, and almost all year really, KOC tends to take some heat for a lot of his decisions, indecisions, comments and no-comments. I feel it important to highlight some of the few unknown gems about our humble GM.

So without further ado, I'd like to cover the story of the rise to the top of this unlikely hero from Philly...

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From his onset, the deck was stacked against him as he was the target of much ridicule from his ancestry alone...

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It also never helped that many dismissed him for his belief in the paranormal...

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But they won't be laughing when he returns from beyond the grave...

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And as a testament to him always getting his person, nobody ever seemed to recognize that he spent thousands of years in Chinatown searching for a woman with green eyes that would hold the key to his immortality...

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Even the media managed to dismiss his private life with the First Lady...

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But despite his playboy lifestyle and revealed affairs, Michelle Obama is not his lover, she's just some girl that thinks that he is the one...

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But this kid is his son...

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As evidence of his everlasting dedication, in the 2012 playoffs he gave a solemn comission to coach Corbin not to make any changes until he was able to locate the secret to defeating the Spurs from the basement of the Alamo...

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But after the sweep, the loss of two draft picks, and all the hype of getting playoff experience, he still didn't get no satisfaction...

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But this off-season he'll make sure that everyone feels at home, from the youngsters to the senior citizens...

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Especially the ladies...

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But he's got one more trick up his sleeve after bumping his head while hanging a clock in his bathroom...

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Which is what led to a discovery from the future that enabled him to capture this soon-to-be-shot photograph...

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So let's be sure to give a big JazzFanz pat-on-the-back to this oft unsung hero -- so here's to you, KOC!

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Is there a pic of KOC and that scary Bolivian lady or man that the poster with the Mansap picture posted?
 
Well, that's 30 seconds I will never get back. And 3 hours infection will never get back.

How do you figure? All I did is google his pictures and correlate them with his wikipedia bio.
 
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