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The Utah Jazz will announce on Monday what their arena will be named in the post-EnergySolutions Era

Why is Smoothie King Center a bad name?

I'd rather have my arena be named after a delicious beverage than a home security company.
Just the "King" part alone is retarded. I mean, what kind of attention whore needs to add King to their name in modern times?
 
My sources were correct...

Thats too bad. Terrible name. I guess it goes along with lots of the NBA right now though right? Right on the level of the Smoothie King Center in NO.

Has no on here had Smoothie King? They make some boss smoothies.
 
Who gives a **** about arena names anymore? They can call it Whoever Gives us the Most Money Arena for all I care. At least this can be shortened to Vivent in casual conversation, which is fine.
 
Who gives a **** about arena names anymore? They can call it Whoever Gives us the Most Money Arena for all I care. At least this can be shortened to Vivent in casual conversation, which is fine.

Vivint

Also why would you ever refer to it as that in casual conversation? Why not just all it the Jazz Arena?
 
There are so may better names they could have gone and still partnered with Vivint.

The Vivint Gated Community Center?
The Vivint Paranoid Homeowners Association Arena?
The Vivint Poops Less Than A Dog Forum?
 
Vivint

Also why would you ever refer to it as that in casual conversation? Why not just all it the Jazz Arena?

You can say that too. You don't ever have to go through the entire tedious name unless you are an announcer or something.
 
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