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There is a game tonight right? - PHX Game Thread!!!!

Thee jazz fan said:
I'm calling out poor little I Abach I. I keep destroying his ***.

Lyles was amaizing. Both Neto and Mack were great. My main man Slo-Mo Joe was all-Moing it all night long. Mad props.






Where is I Abach I??
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Certainly deleting his account after being "destroyed", possibly seeking psychiatric help to deal with this.
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
Didn't get to see the game. Can you provide some poop commentary?
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We **** on the suns hard. This was one of them solid as a rock poops that nearly cracks the porcelain when it drops into the toilet.
 
fishonjazz said:
[MENTION=2990]DownUnder[/MENTION] I know Australia is a big county/continent and all but do you know a guy named Clint (the last name is impossible to spell) psackassirrus? No idea how to spell the last name but spelled simply how it sounds would be sack-a-sear-is.

I know it's a long shot but I lived with an aussie by that name for a short time. He said he was a sponsored pro surfer and was ranked really high as a surfer in Australia. I think #3 or something. (Poor dude blew his knee out on the slopes on a snowboard trying to land backflips before he was ready. He was a crazy mother ****er)
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dude surfing isn't my sport but it kindof rings a bell a surfer called Clint tearing his knee up somehow .. i'll look into it
 
fishonjazz said:
We **** on the suns hard. This was one of them solid as a rock poops that nearly cracks the porcelain when it drops into the toilet.
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When I was a really young kid (like about 13) I had a sleepover in the back yard and in the middle of the night we decided to go ****** knocking (I think there is another more pc term but I can't think of it).

Well one of my friends had to poop and just went right in the road. It was a brick. He picked it up and threw it a someone's screen door and it broke the glass in the door and slammed into the wood door very loudly. We ran. That was a solid poop.

True story. I **** you not
 
fishonjazz said:
When I was a really young kid (like about 13) I had a sleepover in the back yard and in the middle of the night we decided to go ****** knocking (I think there is another more pc term but I can't think of it).

Well one of my friends had to poop and just went right in the road. It was a brick. He picked it up and threw it a someone's screen door and it broke the glass in the door and slammed into the wood door very loudly. We ran. That was a solid poop.

True story. I **** you not
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Holy ****!!!


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DownUnder said:
dude surfing isn't my sport but it kindof rings a bell a surfer called Clint tearing his knee up somehow .. i'll look into it
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He was awesome.
I remember one time he was doing laundry and we lived in this crappy little campus housing right across from the university. The laundry was in a separate building on the other side of the road. So he loaded up all his clothes and went outside and crossed the street to the laundry and when he got there he figured he should wash the clothes he was wearing so he stripped down to full nude and put those clothes in too.
Then walked back to our apartment fully nude. It was like 2 in the afternoon.

Every time we would go to a grocery store he would wear pants and tuck the legs of his pants into his shoes and then stuff all kinds of items down his pants and walk out. He would unload all the stuff he stole and I was always in awe of how much merchandise he could fit in his pantlegs.

He provided lots of laughs
 
fishonjazz said:
When I was a really young kid (like about 13) I had a sleepover in the back yard and in the middle of the night we decided to go ****** knocking (I think there is another more pc term but I can't think of it).

Well one of my friends had to poop and just went right in the road. It was a brick. He picked it up and threw it a someone's screen door and it broke the glass in the door and slammed into the wood door very loudly. We ran. That was a solid poop.

True story. I **** you not
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It won't let me give you more reps but I'm loling here. My highlight in $%^&# knocking is on the way back from doing it this old guy (we had rung his doorbell and run off) stood at his window watching us as he held a long kitchen knife in his hand.
 
fishonjazz said:
When I was a really young kid (like about 13) I had a sleepover in the back yard and in the middle of the night we decided to go ****** knocking (I think there is another more pc term but I can't think of it).

Well one of my friends had to poop and just went right in the road. It was a brick. He picked it up and threw it a someone's screen door and it broke the glass in the door and slammed into the wood door very loudly. We ran. That was a solid poop.

True story. I **** you not
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Please tell me it was his bare ****ty hands?


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Thee jazz fan said:
Please tell me it was his bare ****ty hands?


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Oh yes. We were not toiletpapering anyone that night and had nothing to pick it up with.

It was so hard and dry though that it probably didn't leave much residue on his hand
 
kabenac said:
It won't let me give you more reps but I'm loling here. My highlight in $%^&# knocking is on the way back from doing it this old guy (we had rung his doorbell and run off) stood at his window watching us as he held a long kitchen knife in his hand.
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Holy ****. That is scary as hell. I can see it in my mind right now and it's gonna give me nightmares.

I might have to use that one on some kids if I ever have some ****** knock me.

I don't think kids really do that anymore though. Or TP houses.
I'm glad.
 
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