Things That are Less Painful That Watching Jazz Run Offense

[akirac73]

being this guy...
http://abcnews.go.com/US/california-man-loses-million-powerball-ticket-claim-prize/story?id=29615379

 

[Jack Strop]

Passing a kidney stone

Close, but no. I've ended up in the hospital 2x with kidney stones, one time requiring a procedure to remove two pretty big ones. And I'm pretty pain tolerant.
Thank god for Morphine and Dilaudid!

 

[Jack Strop]

Being harassed by the real life Jabba the Hut, Harvey Weinstein?



drops mic
/close thread



And no, I'm not making light of anything those actresses suffered. The man is truly despicable and disgusting and I hope the investigation yields enough evidence to put him away for the rest of his life. I doubt it, though. He'll serve a couple of years at Club Fed and then have a great retirement.

 

[jumpin bean]

nothing is less painful,I compare it to sitting on a cactus with your pants down while letting birds peck your eyes out.

 

[Sugarless]

I'm sure running "on" offense would be much less painful. I just hope we see it at least once during the season (grabbing a few defensive rebounds from time to time wouldn't hurt).

 

[NAOS]

Squirting a lime in your eye

pulp can move, baby!

 

[Diamond77]

We don't have a legit first option on offense and every player is forcing on offense, except Favors.

I think Favors should be the first offensive option.

 

[8]

Life

 

[LogGrad98]

Burning off my genital warts

That must take forever.

 

[LogGrad98]

but What The Ever-living **** Happened bro!

She left some words out of the title. I fixed it.

 

[LogGrad98]

We don't have a legit first option on offense and every player is forcing on offense, except Favors.

I think Favors should be the first offensive option.

We are a team full of 3rd options. It doesn't make pretty basketball.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Plucking nose hairs