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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

Beer said:
Og gawwwddd .... She always tell me I have 2 jobs. Do the laundry and do the dishes after dinner. I am fine with both. Laundry is all done. I have done the dishes every night for as long as I can remember. I have noticed she has been doing a load with the kids breakfast and lunch dishes when I get home from work. I do not feel like I need to clean up after the messes made while I'm at work. So, whatever. Anyways we are in bed last night and she goes "You're falling back into not doing anything around the house again." I sit up and try and bite my tongue as I look around at all of her **** all over the place. We have 2 kids a 5 yo and a 1 yo and the house would be pretty much spotless if it wasn't for my wife. How sad is that?

My tongue starts bleeding so I've got to talk. "Ummmm, I did the dishes. It's not my job to clean up after the messes you guys make while I'm at work. You are a stay at home mom, most of the household stuff is YOUR responsibility. If you are going to come at me for not doing my part you better make god damn sure you are doing yours." It didn't turn the light on in her head. Instead, and I dont remember all the details, but she said a few of these things.

"I don't have to make dinner every night." FYI she maybe makes dinner 2 or 3 times a week. And ummm, if you stay home it absolutely is your job to make dinner.
"I take care of the kids and clean all day while you're at work." Then why is the house always messier than when I left in the morning? And why are you laying in bed every day when I get home?
"I would love to have a job but I can't" Ummm false again, you quit your job because you were missing too much time with the kids. Which is great, but don't act like I'm keeping you locked in the house.

And she's still trying to start **** via text while I'm trying to post on a forum. PMS is the worst.
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Dude, you need to start doing the dishes all loud after dinner. That'll learn her.
 
This thread makes me want to get married.

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b_line said:
Yep. For Friday. I went to the game tonight. Bought some tickets from flash seats. It was fun. Not sure how to be the tickets to you. Let's figure that out.
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I have flash seats app. I think you should just be able to transfer them to me, though I don't know how to do it. (I don't have much experience with flash seats)

Maybe you just need my flash seats mobile id?

Any jazzfanzers out there know how to transfer tickets I flash seats that can help us out?
 
fishonjazz said:
I have flash seats app. I think you should just be able to transfer them to me, though I don't know how to do it. (I don't have much experience with flash seats)

Maybe you just need my flash seats mobile id?

Any jazzfanzers out there know how to transfer tickets I flash seats that can help us out?
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All you need is the flash seats email address of the person you're transferring the tickets to. And if the tickets are paper ones you can convert them to flash seats.
 
Dr. Jones said:
wife - "****! if we can't be on the same page it's over!"

me - "so.. you going to bed (hopefully)?"
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Ha ha I love this.

Every fight ends up going to divorce, an empty threat as she knows she'll never EVER find anyone else that will put up with as much **** as I do. And then I always start thinking "Don't you need to go over to your friends to work on your flea market crap" Then she does. I put the kids to bed. Roll a doobie (I've never smoked around my kids or while they were awake FYI) and get caught up on some good old television.
 
nightmare3983 said:
All you need is the flash seats email address of the person you're transferring the tickets to. And if the tickets are paper ones you can convert them to flash seats.
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B line read this.
I will pm bline my email address.

Thanks NM!
 
Beer said:
I put the kids to bed. Roll a doobie (I've never smoked around my kids or while they were awake FYI) and get caught up on some good old television.
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This sentence is so zen to me.
I feel relaxed just reading it. Too bad my job drug tests.
Damn the man!
 
Beer said:
I smoke MAYBE twice a week and only after the kids have been asleep for awhile.
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That's the best way to do it. Keeps your tolerance low so you only need a couple puffs and the high is more fun too. Plus that is a cheap habit!
 
Dr. Jones said:
My wife does this from time to time too..

wife - "Why are the still kids up!!!"

me - "um, it's 6:30"

wife - "so! this needs to be an early night and they stay up too late anyway!"

me - "cool, but 6:30.. really?"

wife - "****! if we can't be on the same page it's over!"

me - "so.. you going to bed (hopefully)?"

wife - *asleep*

me - *peace*
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Are your children in their 80's?
 
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