Things your significant other does that drives you cray

[franklin]

My wife found the 9 mm I bought without telling her. Now she thinks she's getting another kid out of it.

Have you explained to her that that's not what shoot your load means?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Has NAOS posted in here yet? Just trying to figure out whether it's ruined or worth reading.

 

[bigb]

Has NAOS posted in here yet? Just trying to figure out whether it's ruined or worth reading.

His significant other is himself. He thinks very highly of himself.

 

[bigb]

Have you explained to her that that's not what shoot your load means?

I tried. She didn't buy it.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I tried. She didn't buy it.

Perhaps if one of us tried explaining it?

 

[Jamezz]

Perhaps if one of us tried explaining it?

Nasty

 

[bigb]

Perhaps if one of us tried explaining it?

Is this an attempt at my sloppy seconds?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Is this an attempt at my sloppy seconds?

Would that be okay?
Because if not, no.

 

[bigb]

Do you like being laughed at? You gotta remember she's been dealing with my greatness for 15 years. After that, second best just won't cut it.

 

[candrew]

Wife gets a job for the first time after 12+ years of marriage in January.

Wife demands new car for new job in February.

Wife quits new job in April.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Wife gets a job for the first time after 12+ years of marriage in January.

Wife demands new car for new job in February.

Wife quits new job in April.

Did she get the car?
If so, she needs to post here.

 

[candrew]

Did she get the car?
If so, she needs to post here.

Of course