This is funny/depressing

[7StraightIsGreat]

As a white man, I'm offended that we don't get any monthly offerings from the Indian casinos. After all, it was the white man that let them have reservation land and let them build casinos on it. I think it's time to re-ignite the fires of manifest destiny and claim the Indian casinos as our own.

Had I known this **** was going on before I got married, I'd have found myself a good indian girl to settle down with. this is ********!

 

[Sloanfeld]

Apparently that dumb calculator doesn't take into account what happens when you have someone like me who actually makes more than James.

LeBron James makes $0 after the following...
0 Games 0 Points
0 Rebounds 0 Assists

You will need to work years in order to make LeBron James' annual salary.

That calculator = SLOANED

Ironically it gives the same thing if you put in $0.



SUBMIT TO $LOANFELD

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

What excuse do you use for your porn?

My dad use to walk around the house butt *****, his junk hanging out, I saw Risky Business and some of the steamy scenes when I was just nine years old or so, and some nude pics of mommy my dad took. That **** messes you up forever.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Apparently that dumb calculator doesn't take into account what happens when you have someone like me who actually makes more than James.

LeBron James makes $0 after the following...
0 Games 0 Points
0 Rebounds 0 Assists

You will need to work years in order to make LeBron James' annual salary.

That calculator = SLOANED

Ironically it gives the same thing if you put in $0.



SUBMIT TO $LOANFELD

I actually laughed at this nonsense.

 

[Sloanfeld]

My dad use to walk around the house butt *****, his junk hanging out, I saw Risky Business and some of the steamy scenes when I was just nine years old or so, and some nude pics of mommy my dad took. That **** messes you up forever.

Two and two together...You kept those pics?

Gross.

 

[bigb]

My dad use to walk around the house butt *****, his junk hanging out, I saw Risky Business and some of the steamy scenes when I was just nine years old or so, and some nude pics of mommy my dad took. That **** messes you up forever.

That's as good a reason as any. It also explains a lot.

 

[G-O-A-T]

Wow... so Lebron has like literally half the education I do, but makes 4 times my annual salary. So unfair!

 

[G-O-A-T]

Wow... so Lebron has like literally half the education I do, but makes 4 times my annual salary. So unfair!

oops... I left out a couple 0's... make that 400 times my salary

 

[The-Joker]

oops... I left out a couple 0's... make that 400 times my salary

I was about to say... cry me a river Daddy Warbucks...