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This makes Utah look good

Highest rate of AD use? Whats up with that?

And pyramid schemes? Is there any truth to this?

I think most of the ideas that the cartoonist raised are known by the Mormon public...but not to the rest of the country. I mean, I havent heard of any of that stuff.
 
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Highest rate of AD use? Whats up with that?

And pyramid schemes? Is there any truth to this?

I think most of the ideas that the cartoonist raised are known by the Mormon public...but not to the rest of the country. I mean, I havent heard of any of that stuff.

Definitely what the artist was trying to do was lambaste the stereotype of Utah mormons. And you are right, it is obvious he is either mormon himself or closely connected to the mormon community.
 
Pretty easy conclusion to draw. Mormons aren't supposed to drink (their sorrows away) so they find a doctor who'll give them something that does basically the same thing.

The funny thing about that is that different metro areas in Utah are consistently among the "happiest" or "best" places to live lists we see published from time to time. Gallup does a survey of happiest places to live and anywhere from Provo-Orem to Ogden-Clearfield metro areas have been on that list year in and year out.
 
The funny thing about that is that different metro areas in Utah are consistently among the "happiest" or "best" places to live lists we see published from time to time. Gallup does a survey of happiest places to live and anywhere from Provo-Orem to Ogden-Clearfield metro areas have been on that list year in and year out.

That's because Provo-Orem is Prozacced out of their minds and Ogden-Clearfield is busy decapitating cats. Happiness is a warm gun.
 
That's because Provo-Orem is Prozacced out of their minds and Ogden-Clearfield is busy decapitating cats. Happiness is a warm gun.

So you think one area of the state tips the scales? What the pop in that are compared to the rest of the state?
 
That's because Provo-Orem is Prozacced out of their minds and Ogden-Clearfield is busy decapitating cats. Happiness is a warm gun.

If there is anything more fun that decapitating cats I haven't found it yet.
 
If there is anything more fun that decapitating cats I haven't found it yet.

Ever try tying rocks to their legs and then throwing them in the Jordan river? Watching poor putty swim as hard as he can but still being pulled under water and down stream is incredibly satisfying. The only thing better is stuffing an M80 up their ****** and setting it off.

I was thinking about doing this to the neighbor kid but putty tat satisfied my urges and I'm good to go for another 6 months.

PS Jazz Sin is a frickin idiot... that is all
 
Really, the correct terminology for bunghole is blocked? "Wrecked him" hell? It nearly killed him!!
 
Ever try tying rocks to their legs and then throwing them in the Jordan river? Watching poor putty swim as hard as he can but still being pulled under water and down stream is incredibly satisfying. The only thing better is stuffing an M80 up their ****** and setting it off.

I was thinking about doing this to the neighbor kid but putty tat satisfied my urges and I'm good to go for another 6 months.

PS Jazz Sin is a frickin idiot... that is all

So how's West Valley? Too bad you haven't been shot yet. You're obviously trying to get a response out of me so I'll give you one. How about I knock your *** to the ground and stomp your head into the concrete... that or just stab you in the ****ing face. Another Conservatard bitch on JazzFanz, amazing. I feel like I'm on the KSL boards all over again. Please throw yourself in the Jordan River, Utah could do without another stupid redneck.
 
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Honestly, all I need to do to show that most Jazz fans (and Utahans) are stupid rednecks is link this thread. Congratulations, you're exactly why everyone hates this state and its people.
 
So how's West Valley? Too bad you haven't been shot yet. You're obviously trying to get a response out of me so I'll give you one. How about I knock your *** to the ground and stomp your head into the concrete... that or just stab you in the ****ing face. Another Conservatard bitch on JazzFanz, amazing. I feel like I'm on the KSL boards all over again. Please throw yourself in the Jordan River, Utah could do without another stupid redneck.

Honestly, all I need to do to show that most Jazz fans (and Utahans) are stupid rednecks is link this thread. Congratulations, you're exactly why everyone hates this state and its people.

Just show them your first post here then say you are from Utah and that would take care of your second post.
 
Just show them your first post here then say you are from Utah and that would take care of your second post.

I make that first post with the comic and I've had like 5 people personally insult me (and fully expect to see 5 more by tomorrow). I talk some trash back and all of a sudden I'm the bad guy. It's just like KSL, but the mods there would delete what I wrote, then delete my account. I contacted them a few times asking why I get in trouble for my point of view and get my comments deleted, yet others are allowed to personally attack me and my views and it's perfectly okay, and why their comments are still up. I never got a response (though it's obvious 'cause it's KSL), so I made it a point to troll their boards until they shut down the entire thing.

I'm honestly surprised I haven't been suspended from here yet, but that would just prove my point even more.
 
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I see posts from JazzSin and I want to no longer think liberal. Then I think that would make me closer to Chris Buttars.

I guess the moral of the story is that I'm screwed either way.
 
I make that first post with the comic and I've had like 5 people personally insult me (and fully expect to see 5 more by tomorrow). I talk some trash back and all of a sudden I'm the bad guy. It's just like KSL, but the mods there would delete what I wrote, then delete my account. I contacted them a few times asking why I get in trouble for my point of view and get my comments deleted, yet others are allowed to personally attack me and my views and it's perfectly okay, and why their comments are still up. I never got a response (though it's obvious 'cause it's KSL), so I made it a point to troll their boards until they shut down the entire thing.

I'm honestly surprised I haven't been suspended from here yet, but that would just prove my point even more.

I think you are taking this whole internet message board thing a little too seriously and personal. My first impression of you was one of vehemence, vitriol, and hostility, right from the first post of your I read. You dug into mormons right off the bat like your mom had been gang-raped by missionaries or something and then you equated the entire board to those disgusting evil mormons. I have seen little from you in the way of opinion that was not laced entirely with anger and hostility of the scary variety.

Most of us are here just kinda for fun and don't really take it that seriously. That is why you are getting some backlash, I think. Some will outright ignore, others will report, and others will lash back at you.

Maybe for your own good you should lay off for a while and get some rest or something (I am not being facetious). If you seriously hounded a message board until they shut it down that is a sign of obsession. I mean if you get that worked up that can't be good for your health or your emotional well-being, or those around you in real life.


Because in the end all that matters here is that I get to 11 rep power before Trout. =)
 
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