fishonjazz
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Three Things That Have Happened To You
- Thread starter Stoked
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To go along with Wells 19 miscarraige claim.
I was once married to an illegal immigrant from Mexico (Chihuahua). She got pregnant and the marriage started to fall apart. We did some soul searching and decided that she was going to leave the baby with me, we would divorce and she was going to go back to Mexico. So I started getting ready to be a single father at age 23. Got a bigger apartment, a suitable car...I just knew that the baby was going to be a girl and had a name picked out and everything. Then she misscarried, I was crushed. Shortly after that we divorced. The mom is still in the Memphis area I believe.
I was once married to an illegal immigrant from Mexico (Chihuahua). She got pregnant and the marriage started to fall apart. We did some soul searching and decided that she was going to leave the baby with me, we would divorce and she was going to go back to Mexico. So I started getting ready to be a single father at age 23. Got a bigger apartment, a suitable car...I just knew that the baby was going to be a girl and had a name picked out and everything. Then she misscarried, I was crushed. Shortly after that we divorced. The mom is still in the Memphis area I believe.
freakazoid
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Lol. I received an infraction for using this exact term once. Colton said I was circumventing the filter.
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I demand an apology from all mods. Immediately. Thanks.
As did I. In fact, I think it was bigb that issued it.
J
JAZZGASM
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I was not aware that references to specific fish poop are not allowed.
J
JAZZGASM
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I had a few infractions for fighting over the profanity filter. I don't understand it. You can't say *** Laude but ******* is ok. Go figure.
But why say *** when man-chowder, spooge, and ball-wad are available?
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JAZZGASM
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I graduated Magna Spooge Laude. It has a ring to it.
Stifle Tower
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Wow, cool!!
Seriously. My best is a 209.
Long time ago there was a poster named Stormroller who was very into bowling. Was that you by any chance?
Congrats on the 209. That's a good score.
I am not Stormroller (but I do get that name - Storm was a very popular bowling ball model). I used to bowl in several leagues before I let my competitiveness get out of hand, so I voluntarily quit. The 7-10 split was fun; it's very difficult to do - harder for even good bowlers than a perfect game.
I really was stumped why this would be filter circumvention, couldn't initially see what could be the filtered word.
Finally it hit me. No, not a bass turd - but *******. I don't think it's in the filter anymore though. We'll see...
the one that gets me is *** as in "*** for tat"
OK, still in the filter.